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Juniors_world
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what are some things that can be found around the house that can be used as sex toys?
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what are some things that can be found around the house that can be used as sex toys?


All sorts of vegetables like cucumbers, brush handles, broom sticks (covered with a condom), and a long etc...
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I once took a bunch of different sized marbles, put them in line from smallest to biggest and made one of those ball dildos that get bigger as u go along smile
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I'm a sucker for the vacuum cleaner!
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All sorts of vegetables like cucumbers, brush handles, broom sticks (covered with a condom), and a long etc...

What's the condom for?
Safe stix or sawdust. Lol
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My wife liked the corner of the washing machine in the spin cycle.
I am always a gentleman.
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I'm a sucker for the vacuum cleaner!

Ah mais oui! Mon Dieu quelle aspiration!
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What's the condom for?
Safe stix or sawdust. Lol


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Those that know me will have an idea of the kind of things I love using.

hair drier, radiator, hot water bottle, hot pasta, hot dog, infra-red back massager...... the list goes on. I'm a heat freak.

You get the idea, anything that warms/heats up is good for me!

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Those that know me will have an idea of the kind of things I love using.

hair drier, radiator, hot water bottle, hot pasta, hot dog, infra-red back massager...... the list goes on. I'm a heat freak.

You get the idea, anything that warms/heats up is good for me!

Deb X

Curling iron? Watch that setting!
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I once used a 1-5/8 inch trailer hitch ball for a butt plug. I know what your thinking, but it wasn't attached to the hitch. I made sure nobody could drive off with me. I have also used squash and cucumbers. I have a new "ergonomic" shaped dish scrubber with a handle that is perfect for g-spot stimulation.
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I once used a 1-5/8 inch trailer hitch ball for a butt plug. I know what your thinking, but it wasn't attached to the hitch. I made sure nobody could drive off with me. I have also used squash and cucumbers. I have a new "ergonomic" shaped dish scrubber with a handle that is perfect for g-spot stimulation.

Keeps everthing spotlessly clean.
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It sounds as though you are quite the expert... LMAO!
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I once used a 1-5/8 inch trailer hitch ball for a butt plug. I know what your thinking, but it wasn't attached to the hitch. I made sure nobody could drive off with me. I have also used squash and cucumbers. I have a new "ergonomic" shaped dish scrubber with a handle that is perfect for g-spot stimulation.


trailer hitch ball what a good idea! haha
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plastic oil bottles,pens,pencils,vegetables all are like heaven for me
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I once used a 1-5/8 inch trailer hitch ball for a butt plug. I know what your thinking, but it wasn't attached to the hitch. I made sure nobody could drive off with me. I have also used squash and cucumbers. I have a new "ergonomic" shaped dish scrubber with a handle that is perfect for g-spot stimulation.


The exhibitionist in me would want to try it while it was still attached to the truck
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Larger pens. Also the end of socket wrench, be sure it's curved though lol
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When I was like 17 I started craving a cock. I prefer women 99% of the time but I love hooking up with an older man every once in awhile. Anyway I went through a phase where I had to stick something up my ass. I got creative. But the best thing I found was a hair straightener that I took off the clamp part so it was just the long dick like part. It was just like a dildo. I put a condom on it so it was more comfortable because it was metal. I started slow but by the end of the night I was sitting down with 1 leg in the air while I shoved it deep in me while I was masturbating. It felt so amazing to cum with that in me.
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hair straightener.. which end lol
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There are tons of things. Markers, banana, cucumber, sink, bath tub water, shower head, bed post, the edge of anything, electric toothbrush, my fingers, carrot, remote control, baseball bat, a knob, and just about anything.
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Anything that can fit in your pussy can work. And they will all make you cum. Trust me, I know.
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i found i do like use a screw driver handle for some good anal play
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i found i do like use a screw driver handle for some good anal play

Cock is much better!
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When I was like 17 I started craving a cock. I prefer women 99% of the time but I love hooking up with an older man every once in awhile. Anyway I went through a phase where I had to stick something up my ass. I got creative. But the best thing I found was a hair straightener that I took off the clamp part so it was just the long dick like part. It was just like a dildo. I put a condom on it so it was more comfortable because it was metal. I started slow but by the end of the night I was sitting down with 1 leg in the air while I shoved it deep in me while I was masturbating. It felt so amazing to cum with that in me.

I was the same way around that time. There wasn't a shampoo bottle, d cell battery, candle or marker that I didn't try having up my ass at some point. I think the one that nearly killed me was the banister topper on the stairs. It was spade shaped and try as I might, I could never get it all the way in. It wasn't through a lack of trying.
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I was the same way around that time. There wasn't a shampoo bottle, d cell battery, candle or marker that I didn't try having up my ass at some point. I think the one that nearly killed me was the banister topper on the stairs. It was spade shaped and try as I might, I could never get it all the way in. It wasn't through a lack of trying.

ROFLMAO, OMG! Can you imagine if it had gone in and wouldn't come out! Thank god you didn't slide down the banister for entry!
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Towel and a rubber glove.
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ROFLMAO, OMG! Can you imagine if it had gone in and wouldn't come out! Thank god you didn't slide down the banister for entry!

That would definitely top the most embarrassing moment ever. Right next to the front door, too. Not sure how I had the nerve to try it, but I recall numerous attempts on separate occasions.
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Rolling pin

You can get the extra long ones, a his and hers sex toy!
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What's the condom for?
Safe stix or sawdust. Lol


so u can slice and serve the vegetables without rewashing them???
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