If you recognise the title of this post - which probably means you are British (or at least a Two Ronnies fan) - you may appreciate this little pair of micros I've just posted here on Lush:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/four-candles
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/four-candles-two-back-door
They're quite niche - but there's nothing quite like a nice wet niche is there...? 😉
Grusha