“Lovely pair o’ knockers, eh?”

“Yeah.”

“Love ta cop a feel o’ them buns…”

“Yeah…”

“… give ‘er a good poke…”

“Hehe, yeah.”

“I mean, ‘oo wouldn’t want ter shove ‘is tool up ‘er box?”

“Yeah, right.”

“Makes me knob all big jus’ finkin’ abou’ it.”

“Same ‘ere.”

“All righ’, so what’s ‘at come to?”

“Er, lessee… pair o’ knockers, bag o’ buns, poker, toolbox, and one doorknob (large)… that’ll be seventeen and six.”

“Right, ‘ere ya go, mate.”

“Spot o’ DIY this weekend, eh?”

“‘S right. Ta-ra then.”

“Mind ‘ow ya go, vicar; love to the missus.”