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Strangest Place You Have Ever Masturbated?

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It has to be my girls house, while her whole family was over to paint the house. We were in her room and I was feeling super horny, but I was trying to be good and not act like a total horn dog. Then her mom told her they were going to be panting to hall way so she need to close the door, she even told my girl she should just lock it to make sure we didn't open it. My turn her back to me and as soon as that door was closed and the lock was turned my cock was out of my pants and I was jacking it for all it was worth. When she turn around her jaw dropped and she said in a shushed tone. "Put him away you horny bastard. My family is right out side, you can't do that." But I didn't stop, I kept cranking as I stared into her eyes and growled. I kept that up for a few moment and was about to stop, so I could save all that nice cum for later on. But she grabbed hold of my cock and growled back at me, "Is this what you dirty boy." Start jerking me off. "Your not going to stop to now, you're going to give me all that cum right now." she got right next to my ear and commanded me to now! Needless to say I obeyed, I came all over her hand, part of my pants, the floor and even a little on her sister note book, Hahaha. Her mom came knocking on the door like two seconds later asking about something I don't remember, my girl just answered back to her while she started into my eyes, biting her lower lips and working my shaft with a few vigorous motions to try and get me moan out lone, hahaha, dirty girl.
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steam room at athletic club with a a group of other females there.. one even asked if i was ok.. the steam make it almost impossible to see ..almost.
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In my girlfriends office at a car dealership. Shot my cun on her glass desk.
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It has to be my girls house, while her whole family was over to paint the house. We were in her room and I was feeling super horny, but I was trying to be good and not act like a total horn dog. Then her mom told her they were going to be panting to hall way so she need to close the door, she even told my girl she should just lock it to make sure we didn't open it. My turn her back to me and as soon as that door was closed and the lock was turned my cock was out of my pants and I was jacking it for all it was worth. When she turn around her jaw dropped and she said in a shushed tone. "Put him away you horny bastard. My family is right out side, you can't do that." But I didn't stop, I kept cranking as I stared into her eyes and growled. I kept that up for a few moment and was about to stop, so I could save all that nice cum for later on. But she grabbed hold of my cock and growled back at me, "Is this what you dirty boy." Start jerking me off. "Your not going to stop to now, you're going to give me all that cum right now." she got right next to my ear and commanded me to now! Needless to say I obeyed, I came all over her hand, part of my pants, the floor and even a little on her sister note book, Hahaha. Her mom came knocking on the door like two seconds later asking about something I don't remember, my girl just answered back to her while she started into my eyes, biting her lower lips and working my shaft with a few vigorous motions to try and get me moan out lone, hahaha, dirty girl.


If you expand this you would have a great story.... too bad you hide it here.
Really, write it!
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Hope everyone knows what a garage sale is because once I was at one trying to buy anothers junk and through the window I saw a beautiful blonde, on her knees, sucking a huge cock. It got me so hot I began squeezing my thighs together and in no time had an amazing orgasm without even touching myself. I later learned they did this all the time and were voygers who loved to be caught. Just wish I had joined them at next garage sale.
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Definitely car while driving has to be up there
Also back of my schools library next to a girl sleeping on the couch who'd taken her sweatshirt off and had a white tee shirt on and no bra. I wound up talking to her when she woke up and eventually having sex with her multiple times. Eventually told her about it and she just laughed about it.
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Once at school. Several times at work. Often while driving.
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on a long haul public bus, in a live theatre, at the hair dresser
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at my ex's house with his milf, public pool. on my roof, at a bar on the bar in front of everyone
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the bathroom at church. New Seminarian was hot as hell and during his service he got me hot and bothered. Had to relieve myself before leaving gthe church. All the woman were gaga over him. He ended up marrying one of my friends.
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That is a tough one. Once person's strange is another person's kink. Let's see, in a car, in a dressing room, before a massage, before a waxing, before a gyn exam, before a pedi or mani, come to think of it, all the strange places seem to be more public. I guess that's what makes it more fun.
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Due to unplanned and unwanted rigidity, or just because it felt good: driving home from work (late at night, nobody on the road, so no problem), movie theater (jacket covering the show), a restaurant booth (she pulled it out when she saw I was hard and I merely finished myself off), a bus between cities.
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I was laying across my old Sirs lap in his car with my legs spread wide and my skirt pulled up on a very busy highway.. Yes others did notice, but it was his wish and it pleased him so I did it.. Wasn't trying to sound all graphic here but It's the truth, cant candy coat something like that..
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in the car while delivering newspapers what was real horny and couldnt waittill i got home
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Few of us were having to share a floor on camp rolls while working on a volunteer project one weekend. Hooked up with a gorgeous willowy redhead. We lay together while everyone else fell asleep - then we started to touch each other. We had to be silent so as not to wake the others. I slid down and started to lick her perfect pussy - red tuft of hair and tasted of cinnamon and strawberries. I kept going while she gripped my head and tried to remain silent while she came. I slid up and when she touched me I came across her belly. We rearranged the sheets and fell asleep - hoping no one heard us.......
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You are all depraved!
Must be why I like this place...
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in the library with talking to my husband on the phone....and in the car going down the highway while hubby watched......then i helped him out....like a good wife should...LOL!
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On way home from a gig i was so horny i had 2 go in a church yard it was bloody cold
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on a bus in soe , at the live theatre, at the hairdresser etc
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While working at the main gate of an Air Force Base. I cut a whole in the bottom of my pocket, pulled my penis through the whole and stuck my hand in my pocket and went at it.

While driving my car, tee-shirt on, and short and underwear off.

Bathroom at work (just two weeks ago).
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In a Marine barracks...open squadbay. In a porta john in a military training area. On a public beach in Japan (at night). In a parking spot downtown while talking on the phone to my sweetheart.




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The latest one would have to be in the van, my mother in law's house, in a rest area on my way to Ohio with my husband, in the car on my way to Ohio (while talking to my husband), on a baseball field, in a church, and in the basement of my house. smile
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The latest one would have to be in the van, my mother in law's house, in a rest area on my way to Ohio with my husband, in the car on my way to Ohio (while talking to my husband), on a baseball field, in a church, and in the basement of my house. smile




Oh my fucking God! I love you baby!!!!!


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This covered area on the side of a huge barn where we kept the bales of alfalfa. I moved a couple, slid by. Hooked the bales and slid them back. Then I pulled my love weapon out and fired off a couple rounds. I was a horny young man.
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My G4 at 33,000ft (whilst lushing I should add)
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Strangest place...my nanas bathroom (:
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In college, one night I cut through a parking garage to get home. The parking garage was right next to an apartment building and the windows to said building were only 2 feet away. As I walked past the window I couldn't help but notice the coed laying back on her sofa spreadeagled while using a vibrator on herself.

I immediately gave in to the temptation. I undid my button fly 501's (remember those) and joined her right then and there.

I'm not happy to admit it, but I changed my normal walking route from there on out and always passed through that parking garage. Lucky for me, she seemed to pleasure herself quite frequently. So much so that I tend to think she realized those shades were open.! :-)
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I listed these on another post, but here goes:

Three (separate) times in my car (and no, I don't park in a garage)
Bathroom stall in a fitness center's locker room
Two separate occasions in two different trails
Outside my house (several times)

Most of these, I was completely nude as well.
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In an open air swimming pool, on the top of a ski slope and in a cave system so I guess I like extreme sports