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If we all came with warning labels, what would yours say?

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Warning, I'm addictive
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Warning, you are now in a cougar zone!
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Warning: Dreamer
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WARNING! What you behold is: A hand held, love powered, passion actuated, unapologetic, combination loving and destruction machine! Exercise EXTREME caution in deciding what buttons to push!
Aussie_kitty77
Gold hearted fun loving Aussie Angel
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Warning- shy at first then crazy
elizabethblack
Awesome Lady
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Caution: Don't tolerate unpleasant people or comments
paul_moadib
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Contains NUTS.
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Allergic to nasty people
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Bittersweet, Belief in people --- ZERO 0
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FILTHIER THAN FICTION
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warning give warm comforting hugs at times
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I can't say.

I'd get kicked off.
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****A FUCKING WARNING****

Stresses the pre-eminence of Hegelian positivism over the more de rigeur Situationist approach taken by latent deconstructionists like Derrida and Foucault.


I hope I've made myself, like, REALLY clear on this.
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***WARNING:*** MUPPET ON BOARD.
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High pressure
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Do not use with alcohol
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Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Rod.

Caution: Rod may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Rod's body contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not allow Rod to face any target you are not prepared to destroy.

Discontinue use of Rod if any of the following occurs:

itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
or heart palpitations.

If Rod begins to smoke, get away immediately and seek shelter and cover head.

Rod may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Rod should be returned to his special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves Rod's parents and immediate family of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Rod's body include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Do not taunt Rod.
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Warning: Sexy and adorable.
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Warning Liable to cause hearing problems, if sexually excited
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Quote by simplyjohn
Warning: Sexy and adorable.

Pssssst!!!
John...it's supposed to be about yourself, not me...just a heads up.
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Sorry bobbie...can't hear you... ;)
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