I don't know whether this has been done before, but I thought it might be worth a go.
You answer a question with a question. I ask:
What is your name? You reply:
Why do you want too know? So, I'll start...........
How old are you?
am i supposed to know who you are?
Didn't I already tell you?
Did I say you already told me?
Why would I want to know you?
Why wouldn't you want to know her?
Who is it that you want to know?
Would you prefer I ask "what"?
What would you like to ask me?
What would you like to tell me?
What did Gillian say about me?
She asked if we knew of someone better?
Do we know of anyone better?
Of course we do, but who?
To paraphrase a former Secretary of State, What difference at this point does it make?
Of course it does! Do you not want to know?
Or who is better than he?
Should we ask someone else?