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Name:
John
Date Joined:
03 Jan 2010
Last Visit:
08 Sep 2012 (588 days ago)
Sex:
Male 
Age:
32
Sign:
Aquarius
Relationship Status:
Single
Location:
Rhode Island, United States
Interests:
Reading, building models, making minature furniture, cooking, taking courses, playing cards
Favorite Books:
Anything by Dan Brown, biographies, medical books, history
Favorite Movies:
Angels & Demons, Schindlers List, Money Pit, Finding Nemo, The incredibles, DaVinci Code, Patton and other war movies, a good comedy
Favorite Music:
Nothing that is loud
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Topic: Intellectual sexiness test
Posted: 04 Oct 2010 15:15

Hot Tamale
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 71!

You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish. You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it. Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master.

Topic: Little Bruce and Jenny
Posted: 04 Oct 2010 14:58

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old,
but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married,
so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her
hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,
"Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love
and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing,
Mr. Smith replies,
"Well Bruce, you are only 10..
Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it,
Bruce replies,
"InJenny's room.
It's bigger than mine
and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable,
Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay, then how will you live?
You're not old enough to get a job.
You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance,
Jenny makes five bucks a week
and I make 10 bucks a week.
That's about 60 bucks a month,
so that should do us just fine."

Mr. Smith is impressed
Bruce has put so much thought into this.

"Well Bruce,
it seems like you have everything figured out.
I just have one more question.
What will you do if the two of you should have
little children
of your own?"

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says,
"Well, we've been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is
adorable.

Topic: Getting Even
Posted: 29 Sep 2010 11:14

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight -- starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.

We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her “Pussycat.” The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, “OK, but don't forget to wash her. She stinks.” He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) who wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband “El Cheap-O,” and my husband calls the vet “El Charge-O” They love to hate each other and constantly “snipe” at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building and next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in. Obviously he had seen my husband arrive.

He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, ”Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!”

Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

Topic: Word association game
Posted: 25 Aug 2010 18:01

deft

Topic: Forum Game: Sexy Chain
Posted: 08 Aug 2010 22:30

excited

Topic: Where would you take the person above you to make love??
Posted: 08 Aug 2010 22:24

A tropical island.....

Topic: Word association game
Posted: 08 Aug 2010 22:17

willpower

Topic: Forum Game: Twin Word Link
Posted: 08 Aug 2010 22:14

book review

Topic: It's Dark In Here...
Posted: 04 Aug 2010 16:09

laughing3

Topic: 2 great white sharks
Posted: 04 Aug 2010 16:06

lol..l

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