Quote by chefkathleen
I think society did that to people. From a long time ago. Everyone's heard all the myths. Don't do that or you'll go blind,etc. Plus religion played a big part in it as well.
Quote by roccotool
$845.60? Holy sh--............Are you incarcerated? Just kidding.
Quote by roccotool
Wipes the sweat from my brow. I'm just glad none of you assertive women have a whip laying around.
[URL=http://www.imagebam.com/image/65ab0c2397836][IMG]http://thumbnails4.imagebam.com/240/65ab0c2397836.gif[/IMG][/URL]
Quote by KnightOfPassion
Okay, the rest of them are hilarious, but...
12."Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like 'Second Tall Man.'"
Russell Beland, Springfield
That's actually quite smart and funny, isn't it?
...
Well, I think it is!
Quote by Curious2cQuote by Hourglass
lol i'd join in! stuff watching them...
Rocco, you know i'm joking
C2C - why dont you?
You want to volunteer for the lower part?
Quote by KnightOfPassion
Instant conspiracy theory: answer each question with either "the CIA", "the Bavarian Illuminati", or "the Knights Templar".
"How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?"
"The CIA."
"Oooooooh."
"How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?"
"The Knights Templar."
"Oh my."
Quote by mrplow
That second photo AutumnNymph is amazing. Some good ones there.
Quote by Pixie
9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan , at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. (*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER)
Quote by roccotool
I'd recommend "Live Free Or Die Hard" and "Bourne Ultimatum". Nonstop suspense and action.Try one of those in your new cinema, Lush, and crank it up.
Quote by bshaddow
Lights off, lot of candles & incense burning
Lights on, when playing games.
Lights off, during thunderstorm & lightning is visible through sky-light above bed
Lights on, when filming
