Hey, want to go to Insomnia for breakfast? They make fresh squeezed grapefruit juice!
Have you heard? Lady Sharon never writes off anything when she does her taxes. She love doing her civic duty.
Can I borrow your toothbrush? I don't think I brought one.....
Well Made Male is infact made with cheap parts and from child labour in Indonesia. In the name of social justice, boycott him!
I read that Lexylove likes to leave passive aggressive notes for her room mates everywhere. She always make sure to signs them with a little hearts, even though she resents them all! Thank you!
Primal, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Brian.
(in all seriousness, global warming is terrible)
I heard Zafia is the Martix.
Fact: ninjas ARE mammals....
Classic.
