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ill go when I'm good and ready.

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Look at the face of the guy smelling the dick. See that expression? lol. Yep, he's smelling the cheese. Been there!

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Looks like you have a date for the weekend WMM... Break him in easy.. he's only been used to taking it topside so far...

Don't want you feeling as though you're sitting outside the circle, Rod...there's plenty of room inside my big tent for another Alpha. No circle jerking allowed, however. Just have a seat over there, will'ya, pal?

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I can't keep up with who's who anymore.

Can't everyone just be themselves and stop confusing this simple soul?

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The_driver deleted his account, you meanies. He was hilarious!

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I don't care how you look at it, for any reason, you are performing sexual acts. albeit without actual penetration with the partner. If you are avoiding penetration because of religious beliefs, then you shouldn't even be masturbating, or using toys, or doing oral. If your beliefs say no penetration before marriage, you are violating those by using your tongue, fingers, toys, etc. Think about it!!

Lol. Although it plays a part now, Religion had nothing to do with my original decision.

C'mon kid.. get it together.. hang with the bulls a couple of days and see how it's done.. sex isn't the only factor in a relationship.. but IT IS a factor.. you can like all the same foods.. all the same movies.. and even have the same favorite color.. but if you can't close the deal when the lights go out.. your best friend will be tapping your girl within the month... on the other hand.. and I have nothing against it.. you may be gay...

I'm kind of confused here. I know sex is a factor (or I "assumed"), the point of this thread was some girl got upset at me for rejecting her and told me I was a cunt for assuming I knew what women wanted. This thread was meant to see whether I was right or wrong with my assumptions.

And I've thought about the "gay" comment heaps, seeing as you aren't the only person to bring it up. I've actually tried to experiment with it and it didn't work, I'm not attracted to men. I am still attracted to women, it's just that my beliefs (and it isn't just Religious) keep me from sticking it in. I still do heaps with women, just not intercourse. Sure, it's weird, and you probably won't ever understand why, but that's okay. It is what I believe and if I were to ever compromise my belief then I wouldn't be who I was today.

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Your day will come, sweetheart, and having ADD is only a fall back excuse.

Oh, and your generalisations about women? Well, get over it. Those are just generalisations, and the real world awaits you, in the next fifty years or so you likely have ahead of you.

Your flesh will sag, your hair will fall out, you will need glasses if you don't already, and good grief! you aren't going to be able to keep it up, or keep up with it...

Or with her, or with many women.

Have a nice weekend, now!

Haha, it's late as fuck here, it's been a long night and I was just about partied out. Then I read this and it made me laugh. Thanks babygirl, even though it feels effed up to call you that while I look at some old black dude playing a guitar in your screen pic. You must really like the blues. I hang out at the House of Blues sometimes. A buddy of mine gets me tickets to all the primo shows. Funny thing is, most of them aren't blues music at all so whats with the name of the joint? Who knows but it's a good scene there when a big name comes to stage.

But I get off topic so easy, don't I? There's that ADD again, haha.

I do live in the real world, the same one you do. Unless you are like those other guys that don't think LA really exists, or whatever. I'll tell you something about my outlook, and its honed from a self-actualization retreat that I went on with a bunch of industry people up in the Sierra's last year, and also from the teachings of the Hindi, who inspire the ayurveda yoga that is part of my training regimen. Some serious hot ass honies doing yoga too, by the way, so it's a personal contacts avenue as well. Multi-tasking at its best.

Back to the point, which is that I look forward to getting older. You know why? Because good looking men look better as they age. We get more sophisticated, the panache comes out, and we are suddenly better options than the young kids out there trying for their attention. I'm one of those young ones now, and I knock the bottom out of plenty of tail, trust me, but in a few years? Watch out world, and lazy husbands haha, I'll be rocking the armani and really pushing the interesting gentleman vibe. You seem like you are out of your teens, so tell me: would you rather have a seasoned man, rugged from more than a few years on this earth in manhood? Or do you really want to take a roll in the hay with Justin Bieber or Chace Crawford? You might not even know who those young dudes are, which would prove my point.

Bring on the graceful age, this world keeps getting better and better!

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Men in panties? Not the mental image I need while he is trying to seduce me. Next thing he will be borrowing my lipstick too.

Love my men in boxers....

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After our third 'date'...when she stopped by my house after work one afternoon (to see where and how I lived)...driving to her parent's house to pick up her two young children, this thirty nine year old woman...popped the Number Question to me, after she'd just spent 90 minutes (when she meant to spend just 5 minutes) engaged in all manner of hetero carnal deviance with me at a few locations in my crib.

She was a prettier, slightly more slender version of Ellen DeGeneres (in Ellen's best looking years).

She'd just performed combined acts of felching, Rusty Trombone, Cincinnati Bowtie, enjoyed a pearl necklace and begged me to give her a golden shower, near my pool.

Something told me that she was not The One I wanted to take home to meet my parents...as I finished spraying semen in her face and gawping mouth.

So, when she asked me what my Number was, I inflated it by 100, instead of my customary lying and dropping it down to some number between 8 and 20 (depending on how much I thought 'she' might be worthy a longer haul run at the theatres...so-to-speak).

I'll never forget the look on Debra's face, as she was all smiles and grins and lustful eyes in the moment of edging towards asking me...and the complete shock on her face...just after the syllables rained from my lips in a flippant, matter-of-fact manner.

She was speechless and looked as if I'd just slapped her with a sock full of steel washers. Ten minutes later she was just starting to come around as she mumbled something like..."Well, you know you're invited to come by this weekend and meet my little ones."

She tried to produce a phony smile as I opened the front door and let her out...

We only lasted 8 weeks...not even close to 9 and 1/2.

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Its good for a laugh... but to be honest... At my age... I do perfer them a bit older than 18. My morals won't let me be with younger than 35.

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I rototilled the garden this week.. so this weekend I get to spread 24 bags of manure and mulch.. rototill again and plant 21 tomato plants.. my life sucks...

Why so many? Canning? Sauces? That's a whole lotta tomatoes!