As a certified mud wrestling referee I am offering my services in the upcoming match between Honeybee and She....
Maybe instead of titling it "Friends" maybe it should just be designated "Chatters".. I doubt anybody's entire list is all friends....
I got a friend request from one of those generic red Lush avatars.. can't remember his name.. let's call him 'Doofus".... so I go to his page.. he has 'Doofus"... no bio.. no info at all.. no postings.. no songs... no images... not a goddamn thing.. but he had 48 friends... WTF!!!
I don't get many requests.. and the ones I do have took pity on me I think.... bless them....
My wildest fantasy knows who She is.....
OK... got room in the wagon for one more guy? The mods here do an amazing job.. except for WMM who struggles a bit with the bathrobe and Bud Lights all day.. probably why Nic had to discontinue the video conferencing.. in any event.. Nic has assembled a great bunch of folks to babysit us kids and despite the occasional debate on house rules it runs seamlessly for the members.. and probably what doesn't get much notice.. is that they lead by example and for the most part the serious members police the neighborhood regularly.. loyalty is it's own reward.. 'nuff said.... oh.. and if there is an orgy scheduled.. is is possible to get a one day pass? I've got some whipped cream nearing it's expiration date and I need to use it....
nothing more to say...... I'll have a case of Corona.. a fifth of Jack.. and 2 onion bagels to go..
Not so much a crazy place as a crazy circumstance... in my girlfriend's mother's bedroom.. fucking her mother.. while my girlfriend was in her bedroom on the phone with the guy she was cheating on me with...
This space for rent.. contact management....
Well there is another way that is a little less tense on the woman.. in the shower after a nice lather and rinse the guy stands behind you and lifts you waist high off the floor.. you reach under and guide him into your ass.. but not all the way yet.. he holds you up half inserted and the guy in front walks in between your legs.. now the best way is NOT to lock your legs around his hips.. but lock your knees over the forearms of the guy behind you.. so he can keep you spread open for his fuckmate in front.. now the front guy only inserts halfway as well.. then when everyone is in position.. the front guy presses everyone back into the wall and the rear guy lets your weight down onto both cocks in a simultaneous penetration.. if done right it is a complete and full penetration in both places and the two men take turns holding and adjusting your body weight between them to suit the maximum pleasure of everyone.. you are basically pinned between them with nothing to do but let gravity and imagination do the work... the cowgirl dp is ok but to be honest it's more exciting for the woman than it is for the men.. the woman has to direct traffic and bark out orders.. in the wet dp the woman basically is turning her body over and the guys have to work together or it becomes a clusterfuck.. a little more challenging for us.. but seemingly more rewarding in my experience... demonstrations are gladly offered.....
Because it was the first moment of intimacy we all experienced as children.. holding hands is a protective gesture... for most men it means.. 'I have you... you're safe'...
I have $3,000,000 in the bank... a big house.. nice cars.. an open mind.. and would be willing to let you do whatever you want.. as long as I get to watch... 32 words....
anybody here who says they won't have sex with Caroline is either a liar.. or gay as crocodile loafers... let me see your shoes WMM....
sexually of course, but before that I would laugh..
