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BoredAsHell1978
Over 90 days ago
Female, 46
United States

About

Well, I do much better at answering questions than trying to tell people about myself or asking questions. So if there's something you want to know, feel free to ask me! I'm honest, brutally at times. I'm a no bullshit type of person. I have an odd sense of humor and do love to laugh. I am a BBW- (big beautiful woman, or so I'm told). I originally came here to sneak peeks at my best friends' pics & started reading the stories. (and found I liked some! Never read erotica before.) I like to have folks to chat with, it doesn't have to be about sex or anything nasty, we can talk about regular ol' everyday crap if you wish... feel free to message me!
I am a simple woman. I love simple things. I like nice, sweet guys that have a sense of humor. I like guys that talk, share things and has a love of nature and animals. I like guys that are, I guess you'd say, "geeky" or "nerdy". (I can get lost for hours, with the right guy, listening to him talk about random facts or interesting things he knows.) I'm also an eye girl....the eyes are the window to the soul and you can tell alot about a guy (or gal) from looking into their eyes. Yeah, I know, alot of you are just here to get some cybering and go on. Well, I like to talk to a person first...get to know them. Because sometimes, just sometimes, if you're nice to someone and treat them kindly and honestly, they'll keep coming back to you for more. No matter what size, shape or color you are. But don't get me wrong, just because I like all that, doesn't mean I don't like a guy that doesn't talk filthy and turn me on when the time's right. I can be a sly fox....when I feel comfortable, I sneak it in there and catch you off-guard.
If you decide you want to talk to me, talk to me nicely at first...because if you start off with the dirty and nasty, it'll get you no where quick with me.

Be advised, I AM NOT here just to get a page full of "friends". That's not what I want. I want genuine folks to actually talk to. So if you looking to just fill up your page some more, pass me by, as if I don't hear from you, I'll delete you! I want real friends, not dumbass list fillers. And if at any time we become friends and you no longer want to be, please have the human decency to let me know so I can remove you from my list.

Interests
I annoy my best friend, I love chatting with people about things... and now this website has become an interest. I'm becoming increasingly interested in sexual encounters and sex... I don't know what woke me up to this, or why I've been asleep to it all, but I'm awake now and getting more and more interested. And finding out there is SO much I don't know. I'd love to have a few folks to just talk to...not about sex necessarily, but just to talk. I do not have my orientation listed, but I do consider myself straight...but that doesn't mean I won't talk to a girl. Girls have to have other girls to talk to about girl stuff once in a while, right?

Favorite Books
There are so many... let's just say I like books from the "Other World" section of the library. LOL

Favorite Authors
Gosh... again, there are quite a few... those that come to mind right off the bat... Melissa Marr, Stephen King, Stephanie Meyer, Becca Fitzpatrick, Colleen Houck, Cassandra Clare, Jessica Shirvington... and many, many more.

Favorite Movies
So, so many here too... All the POTC movies.... Fantastic Mr. Fox, Thor, The Avengers, Alice In Wonderland, Transformers, The Help, Unstoppable.... and the list goes on and on and on....... lol

Favorite Music
This list would be so frickin' long...... I'll sum it up and say I like stuff from the 20's Big Band Swing stuff, to the 50's and 60's... 70's rock.... VERY LITTLE 80's stuff, some 90's and very little from there on. LOL. Although, I do love a few of Pittbull's songs. I do like some Perry Como and Frank Sinatra as well....and I'm not really a country fan... but I do listen to some of it. I must admit though, I'm a sucker for Hank Williams, Sr.

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