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Crapbag123
1 hour ago
Straight Male, 36
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Quote by honeydipped
still waiting on that self-folding laundry. seeing as how that may never come to fruition, sex in a library is a close second.
Fuck my you saucy minx...
A self folding laundry is enough to get any man hard.
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Quote by Buz
Some questions about the concessions at European Soccer matches...
1. Can an American get a cold beer at a European soccer match?
2. What beverages and foods are available at the concessions at European soccer matches? (I am presuming this varies by country.)
3. Is there halftime entertainment at these matches? (I presume it's not a marching band.)
1. Most of the time yes. However, depending on the reputation of the nation/club, it could be that alcohol is banned in the ground for fear that the fans might start fights under the influence.
2. Hotdogs, burgers, pies (as in the meat variety), chips (fries). Pretty standard fast food.
3. Not usually. At club level occasionally there is a competition where a fan might come on and embarrass themselves by being rubbish at kicking a football. However most of the time not a lot happens. It's only 15 minutes so there isn't really any need for anything else.
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Not a great day as an England fan, but don't mind Wales winning as my adopted home.
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I have an issue with friend request. I never get any.
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Quote by BlackLeatherSkirt28
I do enjoy wearing stockings for play and dress up fun. It is always sexy to flash the tops of your stockings when you have lace at the top or even better a garter belt. But you have to be careful of not just the length of your skirt but the tightness. Can't be showing those garter belt lines.
That is a gorgeous picture.
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I am right handed, and am virtually useless with my left hand. Quite literally can't do anything. Except wank. Always wank with my left hand.
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The amount of women saying that men can't keep up with their sex drive is infuriating for someone with a partner who has a low sex drive. 
For me, it's probably the fact I never get angry. She sometimes just wants a row but I won't give in. Great fun.
For me, it's probably the fact I never get angry. She sometimes just wants a row but I won't give in. Great fun.
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Probably here. She doesn't know how much I enjoy reading erotic stories either.
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I had this when using the google standard keyboard. When I changed to swiftkey, it was fine. Seems that might be the issue.
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My wife always tells me not to bother any more. She's got loads that I've bought before and she doesn't wear that. Wish she enjoy lingerie like some on here.
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Sex whilst the woman is on the phone, sex as payback for a bet made by the partner, UK porn. All sorts really.
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Mine was very short in a mens magazine. From then, I was hooked.
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It seems to be a little messed up now. Still seems to show some old data, although newer than the last time it wasn't working. When I click on the breakdown, it shows the new stuff. It just doesn't seem to be feeding into the default all tab.