My wife seemed to be on a mission with me when we got to the mall. She first took me to a shop and had my ears pierced, twice in each ear! With my ears still aching, she then told me I had an appointment at her favorite waxing salon. I had no idea what she was talking about, but was I ever going to find out! We went in and a girl named Heather came over and greeted me."So, you're Brittany. I'm Heather. Your friend Susan s...