I was home alone, working on various projects around the house. I'd taken the week off to do this. My sub/slave baby girl, Lily, was at work. I was about to take a break out on the patio and have a quick smoke when the doorbell rang. My neighbor, Candy, was on my porch holding a paper grocery bag. Lily and I have spoken to Candy in passing many times since we moved into the neighborhood, but neither of us had ever invited...