Greetings, mortal!

My name is Joan. Born in the United Kingdom, but smoking cigars and drinking rum in Cuba as we speak. I'm a firm believer in having a good breakfast every morning and having skittles in the evening. I'm an eccentric post hippie and bohemian who also happens to be the former Queen of England. Irony is my sword and love is my shield. I'm a big fan of art in all it's many forms. I try to conquer the boredom of everyday life and enjoy my spoils of war in the weekend. I'm a weekend warrior, intellectual and pot head. I'm in love with my hair and will kill anyone who touches it. That's pretty much me. Now, who the bloody hell are you?

Cheers and British tea

Interests
Reading, adventures, movies, writing, visiting the libary, food, drawing, swimming, meditation, traveling, cigars, wine, scotch, rum, sex, self pleasure, tea, chocolate, cookies, theatre, rain, Mary Jane, Skittles!

Favorite Books
The Plaque, Oliver Twist, Ulysses, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, Old man and the Sea, Candide, Picture of Dorian Grey, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Sun also Rises, A Farewell to Arms, For Whom the Bell Tolls, 1984, Animal Farm, Lolita, The Rum Diary, Naked Lunch, The Dharma Bums, On The Road, Howl, IT, The Shining, Leaves of Grass, Post Office, Factotum

Favorite Authors
Albert Camus, Ernest Hemingway, Virginia Woolf, JK Rowling, Charles Dickens, George Orwell, Hunter S Thompson, James Joyce, Charles Bukowski, William S. Burroughs, Jack Kerouac, Walt Whitman, Allen Ginsberg, Stephen King

Favorite Movies
Short Term 12, Snowpiercer, Toy Story 123, A Bug's Life, Monsters, Inc, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Ratatouille, Wall-E, Up, Brave, The Grand Budapest Hotel, The Babadook, The Nice Guys, Snatch, Trainspotting, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Lord of The Rings

Favorite TV Shows
Taboo, Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Peaky fucking Blinders, mate!

Favorite Music
Alice In Chains, Arctic Monkeys, Beethoven, Cage The Elephant, Foo Fighters, Jack Johnson, Bach, John Lee Hooker, Kasabian, Mozart, Nirvana, Tom Waits, Rage Against the Machine, Ryan Adams, Seether, Shinedown, The Raconteurs, The Black Keys, The Fratellis, The Kills, The Vaccines, MGMT, Benjamin Booker, Rival Sons, Kaleo, The White Stripes, The Dead Weather, The Raconteurs, Highly Suspect, State Champs