I'd bend that little, green dude over and do him from behind, doggie style! Teach that evil, little man a lesson about putting evil curses on people. Oh, and because I like that particular position.
Here are a few more. These came from a teacher friend a while back who posted it on FB.
1)They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
2)He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
3)The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
4)Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
5)Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."
I actually thought number 5 was, in fact, awesome.
Yes, although that was the intent. I was dating a lady who wanted to go to a couples club. We ended up having sex in a room in front of others. Then she "picked" another woman for me, and we were both with her; after that, I "picked" another guy for her and she had her way with him.
Generally, the ladies. I'm sure there are exceptions. I've tried and can't seem to come close to mastering it.
But overall, it's the ladies.
Now that I've written a few stories here on Lush, I have a few questions to pose which I'm curious. Do readers prefer stories in which the action is explicitly written? I've written a couple of stories with a lot of implied buildup, but I'm not able to determine from the comments I've received, if people truly enjoy this style over another. Although I'm attempting to write a cross section of stories, which I enjoy doing, I'm just wondering what I might be able to do to increase the reception.
Also, I really enjoy using cliffhangers. For me, it allows me as a reader to add my own thoughts as to what happened next. Is this a turn off for readers? I've only received one comment that led me to believe this might be the case, so I'm asking.
Thanks,
Scott
Agreed with both the posters above. Keep it in your head. The jealousy that you admit to having most likely would not be able to tolerate reality. Fantasies are great. They do not always equate to real life. Good luck!
Let me cover the long distance thing first.
I think it depends. As a general rule, for new relationships, I've found that the long distance thing is a killer. I've had two and the didn't work out. I've known many people in my life and none that worked out.
Now, that said, I did state this was regarding new relationships. In other words, a couple that is not in a marriage or long term committment. I also think that time, in some cases, matters.
I know several military couples that have spent tons of time apart, yet are able to keep the relationship strong and lasting. I also have a friend who's been married for nearly ten years and yet is away for work for periods of 30-60 days at a time.
So, I think it really matters on the circumstances and the two people involved as well as where they see the relationship going.
Make sense?
Hope this helped....
My Spotify station which is playing Of Monsters and Men
The wick of a trick candle has small amounts of magnesium in them. When you light the candle, you are also lighting the magnesium. When someone tries to blow out the flame, the magnesium inside the wick continues to burn and, in just a split second (or two or three), relights the wick.
What a great idea. I've read several novels that were written this way by currently bestselling authors. I really look forward to the final product and hope it gets posted here on Lush!
Fantastic legs with a dreamy avatar!
I try to write stories the same way I enjoy reading them. I prefer content and a plot that is rich with detail. Good characters with lots of detail. I have to admit this ends up being a longer story; however, I would prefer that to a shorter story with no depth. I know many writers here that are able to tell an amazing short, short story. I don't have that talent. In terms of themes I tend to prefer group sex, MILF, threesomes, bisexual, and well done **Content removed by moderator. Violates Lush TOS.**.
I've posted four stories at this point. All of which are separate parts of the same series. If I had to pick one, it would be Into the Woods, part four. Though do to a bit of the subject matter, it was posted to the taboo section. This was the first of the four in which that occured.
I've looked through several of the forum threads as well as the FAQ's under the help section and am coming up empty.
Can someone provide me links to where I can get directions on customizing my profile page?
I'm looking to rearrange my profile page so that recent activity section is hidden. I've noticed a lot of profiles do this and I think it looks cleaner.
Any thoughts, suggestions, or links would be greatly appreciated. I don't want to take up a huge amount of bandwith by turning this into a how to thread. So, links or a private email with details would be awesome!
Thanks,
Scott.
I wasn't going to do this, but what the heck....doesn't appear I'd be the first.
Please hit up my page. I have three stories, and would love some comments.
If you like them, send me a friend request, that's obviously optional.
Best,
Scott
Hmmm, well I'm going to answer this by paraphrasing the question. Who do I attract on Lush? For some odd reason, I've been sent private chat invites from several very old men. Not really the type of invites I was hoping to receive. P.s. I'm in my mid 40's which should give you some context to my use of the word old.