It's your home, so sure - but be discreet! Or charge for the viewing as a sort of work bonus! Your coworkers will love you...

Yes, but only for a day - I'm not trading my endless capacity for sex and multiple orgasms for anything, especially when it can include ED or premature launch struggles! But I love watching a man ejaculate and would love to know how it feels!

Also, to have my balls fondled, or to slide into a tight, hot, wet pussy, or to have my prostate massaged until I come. To stand up and pee anywhere without having to undress or squat. To watch as a woman sucks me. To wear shorts with no underwear and flirt with exposed dangly bits... 😈

Okay, I may need another day every once in a while to try everything, but I'll always want to return to me! 😋

No, except perhaps in porn, but none of them had inch markings on them so I'm only guessing.

5" or 6" is wonderful, especially if it's thick. 8 to 10" is huge, and more than enough, thank you - but again, thickness matters more.

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Some pretty horrible news from real life has rather killed the mood for writing erotica this month, to be honest. So I'm just lurking as a reader for a while. Hopefully the mood and the muse will return soon. In the meantime, I've been enjoying the return of thepenismightier and WW as always!

Same here, and I'm sorry you've had to go through whatever it's been. I think I'm starting to get the writing urge back though...

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Real people making real noises not pros

Me too! Real female orgasms I can relate too instead of ridiculous 30 minutes of moaning and screaming. And male orgasms with lots of cum, and juicy creampies after too, so much more erotic than the pull out and cum in her face kind!

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If you don't, you're doing it wrong.

Yes, what he said! 😉

I do, yes, but my husband says I get aroused when the wind blows - or when it doesn't - so I'm not sure how much is the workout.

Certain exercises that put stress on pelvic muscles seem to cause some of it, but also, I can work out with only a fraction of my attention focused on the exercise, so the rest of my mind, as it often does when idle, begins to turn to sexual fantasies and images. I think that may be more the cause than the physical workout.

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I don't think my husband eats his own cum after masturbating, or at least I've never witnessed it. Now, if he masturbates onto my body or face, he'll often do a very personal cleanup, and he loves to cleanup a creampie. I think it's mostly about knowing he can make me have such mind-blowing orgasms that way! ❤️😈

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Thanks. I never thought about one from every category, I know that would be difficult because there are so many! I just thought it went by total score, or points or whatever, and didn't represent any author more than once at a time. I also thought Incest Fantasy might not show because of being controversial, so I wondered about Wife Lovers.

I'm sure there is some sort of formula, I was just curious, and they do seem to rotate out about 30 days after publication date so it changes regularly. Like all authors, always just looking for a little extra visibility! 😉

Gratuitous self-serving post:

Do some categories (Wife Lovers, in this case) not qualify for the 'popular stories' scrolling on the Stories page? Yes, I ask because I have a one scoring higher than some that show, but also Issabella has one higher than mine, both in Wife Lovers.

I've learned that you're supposed to start moaning and screaming in orgasm the second a man touches you - or even when he just takes it out of his pants! I feel bad for all the guys in my life that I've let down... 🙄

Seriously, 15 minutes of fake screaming, jabbering, moaning, etc is just stupid and ridiculous. Click!

On the other hand, REAL (or very well-acted) female orgasms onscreen are very powerful and for some reason quite arousing for me.

I think being slutty and acting slutty are 2 different things. I don't consider myself to be slutty, but I can act that way on demand, either for fun or because I want to accomplish something specific... 😈

Around here, I like to be playful in a way that RL only occasionally allows, but it's all for fun.

Saw this while looking for SEXY vintage photos. Ugh! It felt like it belonged here.

All The Young Dudes - David Bowie

S is up!

My husband, of course, and sometimes one of our friends with whom we engage in threesomes. In the wild, it tends to be more about the hunt than the kill...

Old joke on the topic:

A guy sits down next to a beautiful woman at a bar, turns to her, leans in close, and says, "You wanna fuck?"

Shocked and insulted, she backhands him, and he falls off his bar stool onto the floor. Getting up, he shakes it off, dusts himself off and get back on his bar stool. Undaunted, he turns to her again and says, "So, I suppose a blowjob is out of the question...?"

I think one about a younger woman (30s) and an older man in his 60s, surprised me - I wasn't aware there was much of a market for that. My Very Special Friend, Part 1 of 2 | Lush Stories

Also, the recent one, below, 'To Soar With Eagles' proved surprisingly popular. It's in the Love Stories category, which typically doesn't get a lot of readers. I was pleased with it and happy with how it turned out, but I honestly didn't expect it to get much attention.

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Two Recommended reads (so far!) and I'm proud of both. We'll start with a love story that I feel has some depth and real emotion, a story that almost didn't get finished, but after how it turned out I'm so glad I went ahead. It also has hot sex, of course - in the shower, outdoors, in dreams and all over the place, but mostly it's a story of undying love:

To Soar With Eagles | Lush Stories

To lighten the mood after that emotional read, here's another love story, but this one with fun sexual antics in public places - and it has a lot of true experience in it, those devilish remote-control insertable vibrators being a familiar friend... or enemy!

The Best Thing I Ever Had At Applebee's | Lush Stories

If you enjoy either or both, please give them a 'like' or 'favorite', and please share your thoughts. Oh, and of course, please feel welcome to read any and all of my stories and follow me (you know, here at Lush, not in a creepy, stalker sort of way) 😉 if you find these enjoyable!

Thank You!

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No, although I will admit to occasionally checking it out if the rest of the package is nice enough warrant a glance at that package too! Sometimes I'll notice and appreciate a bulgy guy, but just because that part crossed my line of sight for whatever reason, not because I was specifically checking. We did see a guy at the nursery last spring while we were shopping for plants - sweatpants, no underwear, and he must have found the flowers quite arousing...

Funny thing was that my husband noticed first and called my attention to him... 🤣

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A few for my husband, these are a few of his favorite things! (channeling Julie Andrews...)

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Shave my pussy? I can't imagine! She almost clawed my eyes out when I was just trying to give her a bath!

Seriously, I go back and forth between smooth (shaved), landing strip of some type, or just short-trimmed. I want to maintain my bush-ability for when it come back in style, which it seems like it kind of is. What's old is always new again at some point... Guys are very fickle that way. 🙄

Then again, I'm light-haired and not an overly hairy person so I don't ever get full-jungle. 😋

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As I recall yes we did and it was called the vault but as you say it was fairly short lived.

Yes, that was it! Thanks. I suppose that should give us an indication of how a paywall for certain stories might work.

Didn't Lush try something like that for a while, a special Gold Elite library or something with stories only Gold or Platinum members could read? I was not a paying member then, but I sort of remember discussions about it. I also don't know how stories were selected for it, but I do remember it went away so it must not have been very popular.

Personally, I like having my stories available to all at no cost (other than their membership if they want to be able to vote or comment.) If someone chooses to tip (as several have!) it's great but I don't expect it and would never ask anyone to do so.

I don't time it! Maybe I should set a timer on my phone, but mostly it's about doing it because we both love it, and then it goes on until he comes if that was the goal, or until we transition to the next phase, whatever that may be. Even then I'll often take him into my mouth after, to feel him go soft, taste us together, and catch any remaining drips! 😋