Thanks, I'll give it a look. I too am "self-taught" on these things, so it's a case of having an under-qualified instructor, I guess. 😉

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The nunnery's spring stone fruit harvest has begun

Is that how you pick a pack of peckers? 😉

“I love your beautiful little pink flower.” He licked me, and I gasped. “Delicious too.”

I giggled. “Don’t call it that, it’s silly.”

He moved upward, his hard length prodding me. “Can I call it that after it’s been pollinated?”

Of course! A confident guy will be much more in tune with me rather than worrying about extraneous matters, and I know for sure I've said, "Mmmm, god yes, perfect fit!" on a number of occasions... 😉

Question: Is it a compliment to say, "I love sucking your cock, it's perfect! I don't have to dislocate my jaw to take it, you can't gag me, and it never lasts long enough for my jaw muscles to get tired..."

Not that I would EVER say that, just wondering! 🤣

MFM or MMF, which my husband also enjoys, although lately we've been expanding (and enjoying) our FMF/FFM fun as well!

I enjoy looking at naked men, but I'd rather see the whole man than just one part, especially when it looks like they're trying to choke it to death! 😲 Anyone that's looked at my media knows I like a variety and enjoy seeing the differences in men's (and women's) bodies, and I do admire a nice cock. I find powerful cumshots arousing, and I enjoy seeing real female orgasms as well.

But no, please don't send me random images of any of that - there are plenty out there already if I want to see them!

I've often thought that we should gather all of the unsolicited dick pics we get into one thread or album where we can vote and rate them on various factors (biggest/smallest, longest/shortest, thickest/skinniest, strangest/prettiest, etc) comment, give our opinions, etc. Give the guys a chance to see where they stack up! 🤣

In case you couldn't tell, I love the beach!

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Shoulda worn a helmet! Looks like something we'd do...

Quote by Dani
Dude, go for it.

Also, a while back I saw a guy post about sucking his own dick, so maybe if he pops in he'll be able to give you some advice if you want to take tasting your semen to a whole new level.

Wow... now there's a guy that's never going to accomplish anything else in his life! 🤣

But yes, taste it, you really should - to make it more fun for both of you, lick it off or out of your lover!

If one is good, two is twice as good, and three is better still, and so on. It's sort of like having slices of a really good pizza, although in that case I'll rarely go past three. I feel fortunate to have the gift of being able to string together several orgasms often quite easily, and to not use it would seem like sacrilege! 😋

Rarely do I have to tap out, but sometimes, in a particularly good situation, or if time is a factor.

I'd been dating a guy for a short time, just long enough for it to get intimate, and I was giving him a blowjob, something I enjoy doing and usually swallow, but he came suddenly with a HUGE first spurt, which went right down my throat, choking me. I started coughing and gagging and cum came out of my nose, while he was spraying all over the damn place!

Not our finest moment, but we laughed a lot about it later, so maybe our funniest. 🤣 Still, hard not to be embarrassed about cum shooting out of your nose!

Yes.

What? It's an either/or question? Oh. In that case;

#1 In me

#2 In my mouth

#3 On my boobs, for fingerpainting and licking off

#4 On my ass, where he can rub his cock in it before sliding back in

#5 On my lips, cheeks, and chin for cum kisses - but never in my eyes or hair!

Now let's narrow it down: Have you ever had more than one guy cum in your pussy in one hour?

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A couple of days ago. Now, as to the last time cum dripped out of me.... 😈

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The old-school Paint app opens .webp files. Then File, Save As, save as .jpg, .png, etc.

Thanks, but I did try that, but it didn't work on the one I was trying to save. Not sure why, as it did not have any movement/gif features. It had worked to save as jpg in the past.

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I use EZgif.com to convert them. They time out after a short period, so you can download the gif or jpeg and save/upload it elsewhere if you want to reuse it.

Thanks, that worked like a charm! Some people are so smart... 😘

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It seems like more and more sexy images and gifs are turning out to be WEBP files. Not being a techie, I'm not sure what those are all about, but is there any way to convert them to gif or jpeg format? Or, alternatively, a way to upload them to Lush as a WEBP file?

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Lush called me out once and rejected a story for bad grammar. They told me to try Grammarly; that was a couple of years ago at least. Grammarly is hardly foolproof but it helps. Some people prefer other programs. Nothing replaces careful human proofreading however. I think it is possible to get a volunteer editor on this site if necessary.

(To the original poster of this thread.)

Also, most of the moderators here will tell you what you need to fix and how to work on it, but you have to listen to them! They're incredibly helpful and supportive, and each story you write you'll get better, with their help, I know I did! You getting better makes their job easier, and they will always appreciate you if you're making a real effort. ❤️

Pretty soon you'll be cranking out smut with the best of 'em! 😉🤣

Can I go with 2 or 3 friends of the opposite sex instead? Please? 😋 I would, sure, but most of our friends have shared our hot tub with us already anyway at one time or another, so nude isn't new.

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My husband and I went to one once in Phoenix, or actually Mesa, AZ. We only gave a few guys handjobs because of the risks, although I wanted to do more. We then let a few guys watch through the holes as I sucked him off. It was very arousing, and it made for a fun rest of the night!

But yeah, whoever said it seemed kind of sleazy, it was. But for the experience, we expected that.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

I think spanking the competition should be encouraged…

You seem to have a thing for spankings! I'll spank yours if you'll spank mine...😘

I don't know about this, I'm not usually much on BDSM, but I may have to seek inspiration for this one! 😈

It's your home, so sure - but be discreet! Or charge for the viewing as a sort of work bonus! Your coworkers will love you...

Yes, but only for a day - I'm not trading my endless capacity for sex and multiple orgasms for anything, especially when it can include ED or premature launch struggles! But I love watching a man ejaculate and would love to know how it feels!

Also, to have my balls fondled, or to slide into a tight, hot, wet pussy, or to have my prostate massaged until I come. To stand up and pee anywhere without having to undress or squat. To watch as a woman sucks me. To wear shorts with no underwear and flirt with exposed dangly bits... 😈

Okay, I may need another day every once in a while to try everything, but I'll always want to return to me! 😋

No, except perhaps in porn, but none of them had inch markings on them so I'm only guessing.

5" or 6" is wonderful, especially if it's thick. 8 to 10" is huge, and more than enough, thank you - but again, thickness matters more.