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Of late, Love Actually has been a favorite, it's so well done, and so many people to root for. Or if you're my husband, mad lust for Martine McCutcheon.
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castlequeen
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The dinosaur bone from Bringing Up Baby, the first dress we see Scarlett in from Gone With the Wind (it'd NEVER fit), Ginger Rogers' feather dress from Top Hat (it MIGHT fit), any of the vintage F1 cars from Gran Prix.
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We saw Zootopia, and it's a fun little ride, very kid friendly even if our littlest one didn't quite follow everything. The curse of children, very few adult movies, lots and lots of Disney...:-)
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Hello all!
Been ages, but life gets frightfully complex at times. Had some sadness in the family, and some joy (I now have TWO kids), and just recently I discovered my old stories and wondered if I should give it a whack again. I had so much fun, sharing my twisted tales with everyone. Hubby think I should, and wel, what does everyone think?
Been ages, but life gets frightfully complex at times. Had some sadness in the family, and some joy (I now have TWO kids), and just recently I discovered my old stories and wondered if I should give it a whack again. I had so much fun, sharing my twisted tales with everyone. Hubby think I should, and wel, what does everyone think?
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Starbars by Cadbury, recently made illegal to import into the US by Hershey, I only recently found out that the Canadian Wunderbar is the same thing! Next rip hubby and I make, I'm bringing back a case or more!!
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After my second child, I found I could reach orgasm from reading or watching intensely hot stuff. A most welcome discovery, and once I thought I had one from anal, but despite repeated efforts, I was never able to duplicate it.
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I've written a few true tales, they can be found in my profile!
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I've shrunk! I'm now officially 5'9" where I'd been 5'10". The legs still look good, though, so I can't complain...
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Chick-fil-a - food is good, people are friendly and service is very, very fast
If it wasn't for the howling bigotry of the owner, I'd agree with you. Sure, it's great if you're a white hetero male, if you're a woman, you "should stay home and make babies", if you're gay "you don't deserve any equality at all because God hates homos", and if you're of the Islamic faith, "you need to accept Jesus as your personal savior". Time for those idiots to understand it's 2013, not 1813.
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Being a California native, In and Out was the "cool" place, but their food's never been all that, imho. Here in Seattle, on the other hand, we've got Dick's Burgers which are awesome, cheap and fast. However, in California where my brother lives there's a growing chain called The Habit that has VERY good food! Hopefully they'll get to Seattle some day! However, one of the my faves is despised by Hubby, I LOVE Long John Silver's!! Hushpuppies!!!
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Apparently some people simply clone the entire site.
http://9erotica.com/
http://9erotica.com/
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Why my wife owns 70+pairs of shoes.
No male can understand, dear, don't worry about it.
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I'm fine with the terms, the other day at Target, I was shopping with my two little girls and I overheard a guy of about 25 or so say "total milf" under his breath to his buddy as I walked by. Made my day, I can tell you!
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Thrift shop by McClemore
Bizarre. That just finished on Pandora...
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Hello all! I used to be a pretty frequent poster of my wicked little stories, but becoming a mommy not once, but twice pretty much killed that for a fair amount of time. Naturally I love my two little girls to distraction and hubby and I are still going great, but a recent opportunity to go from working in my longtime office to working and seeing people at home presented itself and I took it, saving time and getting to spend more time with my girls. Sure, we had to put some work into our home office to make it suitable, but it allows my company to save money, and me to spend more time at home. I had never written anything at work because writing this sort of stuff on a company owned computer isn't a great idea, and I never felt like taking my personal laptop to work to do so. Now, in between patients, I can snag a few minutes here and there, and knock some writing out, and I already have three new stories that I'm wrapping up, but I know some of you had asked about sequels to some of my stuff. The Kristi story won't be finished here as I'm readying it for a self published e-book (keeping fingers crossed) so that's out, but
what else needs a sequel, ask, and it shall be written!
what else needs a sequel, ask, and it shall be written!
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String Theory is soooo simply explained, and I'm not even an engineer! You give the big ball of string to the cat and she bats it around, chases it, chews on it, and eventually loses it and you find it three years later when you buy a new sofa. Duh.Ham0SSpaXjKDKIbB
Season 6 of Doctor Who?
I was as lost as anyone. Luckily the new season is outstanding, even if the last episode left us with more questions than answers. Oh, um, I also added Jenna Louise Coleman to my "If I Went That Way" list, along with Sandra Bullock and Stana Katic.
Season 6 of Doctor Who?
I was as lost as anyone. Luckily the new season is outstanding, even if the last episode left us with more questions than answers. Oh, um, I also added Jenna Louise Coleman to my "If I Went That Way" list, along with Sandra Bullock and Stana Katic.
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Working from home, ergo, it's a lovely herbal iced tea from a little place called Hobee's in California. My family sends it to me specially.
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Curling. Seriously, I have no idea what the hell it's about. I know every single rule and regulation in both American football and ice hockey, (yes, the "tuck rule" was pure bullshit) but despite several Canadian friends attempting to explain the great sport of Curling to me, I'm lost.
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Hubby's ten years older than I am, and it was really simple. He was intelligent, well-read, and incredibly well mannered. Most guys my age at the time were jerks. He was a man's man, and the first time he lifted me in his arms a la Scarlett O'Hara and kissed me? Damn, I was hooked.
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Even though I'm an ancient hag, I still look OK in a short skirt, and hubby loves them as well. On the other hand, I got a beautiful long sun dress a few weeks ago as a gift, and I'm loving the long flowing part, and have bought two others, very comfortable around here.
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If we're going out for a full on night on the town, I'll wear a lot, usually just a bit of lipstick and eyeshadow as I have decent coloring. He loves me if I have a little, a ton or none on, so it's really for me.
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Please have her go to her doctor. There are many things that can be wrong, and she needs to see an expert.
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D.E.B.S. movie love it!
Love that movie!
Hubby and I are digging Haven. He's digging Emily Rose and Eric Balfour? Yum!
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Star Wars, I like all of them. Screw all the haters.
Dune- Interesting Film, not as good as the book (but then films generally aren't).
Stargate- started off the longest running Sci-Fi series ever. Very underated film
Longest running sci-fi series ever?
Do the words Dr. Who hold any meaning to you?
1963-now is pretty long.....
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We put the hot tub in the back yard for that very reason...it's also where we conceived our child!
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If he's got the presence of mind to kiss me while he's inside of me? My god, what a turn on!!!! Of course, tons of kissing is the rule for us. We'll be the ones getting in trouble when we're in the old folks home for being so openly affectionate with each other.
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Never did it for money, but hubby and I play "Hooker and the John" from time to time, he does get mad when I keep the cash though...:-) Although recently I did go on a "paid date consultation". A co-worker who had to keep herself distant as she was seeing the man in a professional capacity (psychology), was dealing with a gentleman who had some serious social issues due to a repressive upbringing. She'd asked me for some advice on the matter and we decided to that he simply needed to be around a woman who was not threatening or intimidating to him, but would simply be kind and nice to help him find some self confidence in a social situation. Obviously a prostitute was unethical and illegal, and even if we stipulated no sex, what if the woman got caught from a previous record, etc.? It would ruin the guy. I had stepped into her office once when I didn't realize she was in session with the guy, and afterward he'd told he thought I was attractive. (What?!?) She told him I was married but I was very nice to spend time with. Then she asked him if he would like to have lunch with me, clearly stating that it was lunch and nothing more, and I'd simply be a non-judgmental woman who would help him with his social anxieties. He then asked if he'd have have to pay me! She called me in a day later and we all discussed it. I would simply have a nice lunch, and give him some pointers on dealing with women, help him with his shyness and other issues, and that there was absolutely nothing else in it. He offered to pay for the meal and we agreed on 60.00.
We met three days later at a nice restaurant and even though it was clearly not a "romantic" date, he'd brought a few daisies as he thought I might like that. I thought it was very sweet. We had a nice lunch, and there were a number of times where he would freeze up, I got him to open up about his upbringing and reassure him that although his mother and an older sister had been very hard on him, not all women were like that. Then the discussion turned to relationships and he confessed to being so horribly shy that he was literally petrified at the thought of asking a woman out and told me that our lunch was the first time he'd ever eaten alone with a woman who wasn't a relative. We wound up going well over the agreed upon time and I felt I'd helped him a bit. My co-worked told me that it had done wonders. Great! Except he wanted to know how he would conduct himself on an actual date! We agreed upon 180.00, and he asked a million questions about what he should wear, where would we go, etc. It was quite charming. It went well, he held the door for me, opened the restaurant door for me, forgot to help me with my chair, but I told him it was quite all right. Then he went into what we'd called "agreeable discussion", which consisted of the weather, sports, music and film. I found him a nice enough guy, and a very well educated film fan, and even though he thought the Seahawks were better than my Raiders, we got along all right, and he remembered the thing I'd told him about when a date states a clear opinion that she strongly holds, don't challenge it on a first date! He said the Seahawks were the best in the NFC while the Raiders were probably the best in the AFC and wouldn't it be great if they met in the Superbowl! (That scenario will cause a war in my household) When all was said and done, his confidence soared and although I made it clear that it was merely a polite one, I gave him a fairly solid goodnight kiss and told him that if he kept up on his efforts, he'd have no trouble on a real date.
When I got home hubby asked me if I'd ever really do the deed for cash and I told him I would......just that Bill Gates wasn't likely to be offering and there weren't many others with the amount it would take!
We met three days later at a nice restaurant and even though it was clearly not a "romantic" date, he'd brought a few daisies as he thought I might like that. I thought it was very sweet. We had a nice lunch, and there were a number of times where he would freeze up, I got him to open up about his upbringing and reassure him that although his mother and an older sister had been very hard on him, not all women were like that. Then the discussion turned to relationships and he confessed to being so horribly shy that he was literally petrified at the thought of asking a woman out and told me that our lunch was the first time he'd ever eaten alone with a woman who wasn't a relative. We wound up going well over the agreed upon time and I felt I'd helped him a bit. My co-worked told me that it had done wonders. Great! Except he wanted to know how he would conduct himself on an actual date! We agreed upon 180.00, and he asked a million questions about what he should wear, where would we go, etc. It was quite charming. It went well, he held the door for me, opened the restaurant door for me, forgot to help me with my chair, but I told him it was quite all right. Then he went into what we'd called "agreeable discussion", which consisted of the weather, sports, music and film. I found him a nice enough guy, and a very well educated film fan, and even though he thought the Seahawks were better than my Raiders, we got along all right, and he remembered the thing I'd told him about when a date states a clear opinion that she strongly holds, don't challenge it on a first date! He said the Seahawks were the best in the NFC while the Raiders were probably the best in the AFC and wouldn't it be great if they met in the Superbowl! (That scenario will cause a war in my household) When all was said and done, his confidence soared and although I made it clear that it was merely a polite one, I gave him a fairly solid goodnight kiss and told him that if he kept up on his efforts, he'd have no trouble on a real date.
When I got home hubby asked me if I'd ever really do the deed for cash and I told him I would......just that Bill Gates wasn't likely to be offering and there weren't many others with the amount it would take!
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Every woman is different, but take your time, it's not a race! I find that intense sucking of my lips followed by sucking the clit really hard will bring about an intense orgasm...above all, ASK her what she likes!