I woke on the second day of our cruise feeling battered. I hadn't slept much—thoughts of Teri had kept me awake. I was hung over and had a terrible case of blue balls. I decided to take a shower. Today was our day at sea, with nothing on the agenda but su...

I walked across the gangway towards the main lounge of the cruise ship, pausing at the entrance to take a deep breath. From my vantage point at the doorway, I could already see a number of hot girls in their bikinis and beach wraps. A cute brunette about...