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Small, delicate, original ones -- a turn-on. Large or trite ones -- a major turn-off.
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mischiefmaker
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 38
United States
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Granted -- but your friends are diabolical and turn their joy and good will into pranks that they pull on you! So sorry.
I wish that CG would post her lovely ass before every one of my posts so that I could ogle her and say clever thinks that would make her desire me!
I wish that CG would post her lovely ass before every one of my posts so that I could ogle her and say clever thinks that would make her desire me!
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Granted, however you have no patience whatsoever with animals; all the local dogs and cats sense it and bite and scratch you every chance they get. That's gotta hurt!
I wish that Wildcat and Amy would have a duel to see who got to sleep with me.
I wish that Wildcat and Amy would have a duel to see who got to sleep with me.
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Granted -- they make you laugh hysterically, causing everyone around you to think you should be in the looney bin. Ouch!
I wish I could watch a move with Wildcat attending to my privates.
I wish I could watch a move with Wildcat attending to my privates.
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Granted -- but although your mind focuses on other things your hand is drawn to the keyboard and sends out an invitation to all of your friends on lush to come and partake of your "goodies." [Can I be first, please-- pretty please?]
I wish that I climaxed every time that I saw moon light.
I wish that I climaxed every time that I saw moon light.
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Granted, but at the same time everyone except you improves his/her skills dramatically, leaving you in the dust. Ouch!
I wish that every time a luscious female Lushie clicked on my profile page she had a monster orgasm!
I wish that every time a luscious female Lushie clicked on my profile page she had a monster orgasm!
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Granted -- unfortunately the contractor uses substandard and toxic materials from China and after a month the vapors cause you to lose all interest in sex. Guess we won't be seeing you on Lush too much longer -- damn!
I wish that adele and wildcat would do things to my body never done before!
I wish that adele and wildcat would do things to my body never done before!
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Granted -- the finest ingrown toenails, the finest herpes rashes, the finest lice, etc.
I wish some lovely female Lushie would have a startling wish about me!
I wish some lovely female Lushie would have a startling wish about me!
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Tax collector -- he can make our money "disappear" with a wave of his hand!
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I ban joey3 for not having kiwi juice on her breakfast try and for having clothes on!
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Granted, but you're slightly disappointed when you find out her profile is a fake and she's really a 300 pound transvestite with herpes and body odor.
I wish that the femal Lush lovely most enamored of me would reveal herself.
I wish that the femal Lush lovely most enamored of me would reveal herself.
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What do you call Amy's toes when she is trying to dry her toenail polish?
Boston strangler
Boston strangler
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Granted -- it dragged by because you were stuck with the most boring guy in the world who talked non-stop abouit himself until you were ready to jump off a bridge! Is that better?
I wish Wildcat would post a video of her dancing for me!
I wish Wildcat would post a video of her dancing for me!