Now, I am not going to write some egotistical, vain and conceited rant giving you rules you must abide by with no exceptions or describing why I am amazing and you're not worth my time and if you try to contact me or add me without conversing prior in any way I will block you. This is mainly because I dislike narcissists thus I try not to be one, and also because I am not a girl, I am in fact just a desperate mere male trying to get my rocks of on you.
With that, I think you should know that I am basically the sexiest human on earth - perfection personified and I will make you pregnant just by looking at you, which should be fine since you will want to have my babies anyway. So show me ya tits.
Interests People, piano, guitar, soccer, music, surfing and lego.
Favorite Authors Kerouac, Vonnegut, Shakespeare, Huxley, Darwin, Tolstoy, Lynch, Dawkins, Orwell, Bradbury, Hemingway, Tolkien, Anaya, Seuss, Marx, Hitler, C. S. Lewis, Keynes, Dostoevsky, Heinlein, Rushdie, Adam Smith, McCourt, et al.
It was 12pm and she was taking a break from work, looking out over the small lake watching the duck’s wake criss-cross the glassy water. The sun was out but the air was crisp as she took in deep inhalations, wondering if the fog in her head would ever cle...