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sorry to interupt girls but i knew a girl that would use her bedpost, and she had been known to sit on the gear stick in her car! ok girls you can carry on now! lol! xx
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i never stand behind bushes when i masturbate, i masturbate on them!
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sausage,egg,chips & beans oh & mushrooms,fried slice & bread & butter & washed down with a nice mug of tea.are you feeling hungry now?! oh shit i forgot bacon.
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the only one that i have found which is free & fun is called tagged, i`m sure it`s simply called tagged.com i have met some lovely "friends " on there. good luck sextiger, please let me know how you get on.x
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charming question,ryario very subtle! is that your favourite chat up line lol!


About as charming as your av
THANKS
take it easy i was only joking!
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LOL@Ali....


Heyyyy Merry........how ya been?.....
calm down i was only joking!!
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charming question,ryario very subtle! is that your favourite chat up line lol!


About as charming as your av
THANKS
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charming question,ryario very subtle! is that your favourite chat up line lol!
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just take a look to the left of the screen,& there is your answer! lol!
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the album wheels of steel from saxon, if you`ve not heard it go & get it! a classic heavy rock album from 1980.
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it`s been revealed that it`s not his baby,it was a publicity stunt people will say anything to the newspapers to get money. his mate is the father of the baby.
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but still there is a connection between those two songs.can you guess what it is? & dont say jesus or you can if you want....oh fuck what am i talking about!!!





you okay there, chief? why don't you tell us the connection?


they're both about construction??
correct!!
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two little boys by rolf harris, now what was that all about!! wouldn`t get away with it in these pc days!!
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If I were a carpenter... I think Dolly parton sings it with someone else
it was sung by trini lopaz.
no is wasn`t he sung "if i had a hammer" but still there is a connection between those two songs.can you guess what it is? & dont say jesus or you can if you want....oh fuck what am i talking about!!!
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If I were a carpenter... I think Dolly parton sings it with someone else
it was sung by trini lopaz.
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Is that your handle, sexplease???
it can be whatever you want it to be,ali. i`ve been told that its comfy to sit 0n.
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too many times to remember. can be embarrassing sometimes such as when i`m on the beach, when that happens i have to lay on my stomach & thats quite uncomfortable but it takes an age for it to go limp as i wonder what a passing woman would do if she saw my erection. it could of been worse, i could of came in my trunks. now that would of been embarrassing, stranded on a beach with trunks full of cum, how would i be able to explain that?!! intresting post zafia x
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i`m glad there are women out there like "castlequeen" & "mmonroe" that are understanding. i had a mishap once as i put a condom on all of a sudden BANG! i came. & she was out the door before i had even pulled my jeans back up, the bitch! but with a little bit of practice everything is now fine. thank you ladies for your understanding.
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David Cameron`s press conference on mp`s expenses, yes your right,how boring!!
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If I Had A Million Dollars-Barenaked Ladies
brilliant song! at least someones got taste!!
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i`d smear it with fish, then shove it in my girlfriends face, to let her know what it`s like to have a face full of smelly cunt. that would teach her to wash it more often!!!
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Thumping? That's a new one. I've been fucked, humped, banged and pounded but i don't recall ever being thumped.


Come on over and I'll give you a demo


I bet you would, wouldn't ya?
thumping? is`nt that the same as hitting? in that case i would never thump a girl. any bloke that does is a bastard!!
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stop pussy(no pun intended) footing about & just call it what it is, A CUNT!! END OF.
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