I'm addicted to gooning

and to edging all damn day.

I've heard voices say

it's bound to make me gay.

I edge to feet and tits

to cunt and ass and cock.

I goon and edge so much

it's getting hard to walk.

My neighbor likes to watch

my hands pump when she can

with her sexy friends

and a shemale and a man.

She never lets me cum

but leaking is allowed.

Because I am well hung

she always brings a crowd.

A gooner who's endowed

is fucking hot to watch

with blue balls dangling down

from his throbbing cock and crotch.

I love to pump and edge

with a dildo in my butt

and bouncing up and down 

is the only way I'll nut -

is what my neighbor says

when I learn to cum that way

and a sexy sight to see

on a very special day.

I'll come into my hand 

and lick up every drop

but for now I'll goon and edge.

It's much too late to stop.