I woke up this morning,
As hard as a rock.
Unfortunately there was no one around.
To take care of my throbbing cock.

So I started to spank,
As fast as I could.
To the first bit of porn,
On the Lush neighborhood.

I looked at big titties,
I looked at small clits.
I kept spanking,
With all of my wits.

After ten minutes,
I finally came.
I'll go take a shower,
And head to my golf game.