He swore he was the "King of Porn."

So blessed since the day he was born.

Bigger and longer than a cob of corn.

Breaking every condom that he has ever worn.

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But it wasn't true at all, and so I had to mourn.

He told a big lie and deserved all the scorn.

Even cutting the pubes isn't enough to adorn.

So here's your warning about his weeny lil horn.

By Dee-Dee Da Diva, September 25, 2023