It is my duty don't you know
To service women soft and slow.

To fill their needs and fill them all
No matter whether short or tall.

My quest will always simply be
To please the ladies that need me.

A Knight of Love from days gone by
I make them shiver, quake, and sigh.

I never let a challenge pass
For I will favor every lass.

Their needs I meet with sweet finesse
And spread around my sex largesse.

It isn't something I would do
If first I didn't get a clue.

Each lady let's me know her need
Before alighting from my steed.

And once I know her wish so dear
I play with her and soothe her fear.

To north and south I seek a maid
Who dreams that she was not so staid.

To east and west I gather in
The lonely ones whose trust I win.

In truth you can be sure I will
Relieve their wants and warm their chill.

It is an honor to be there
When each is open, soul so bare.

I leave each woman satisfied
With happy thoughts, nothing to hide.

So if I ride into your town
You may want me to come right down.

I will, of course, if you need me
Because I am a Knight, you see.