I met a Richard
Who can’t get hard
He was so bold
But has a heart of gold.

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I met a Nate
Who liked Chaturbate
His fingers are fat
Nothing wrong with that.

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I met a Paul
A man very tall
I’d swear in court
His willy was short.

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I met a Mark
Down at the park
He liked eating corn
When he watches porn.

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I met a Pete
Who likes to meet
He wanted sex
To forget his ex.

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I met a Gibson
Who was hands-on
His puple-headed meat
Was a legendary treat.

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I met a Michael
Who liked to recycle
He shoots his spunk
To his mouth from his junk.

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I met a Chuck
In love with a Buck
They’re lovable gays
In so many ways.

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I met a Robert
Who hates yogurt
But fakes it for tributes
For a script of butes.

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I met a William
Didn’t know who I am
His cock got stuck
In my rear, inside his truck.

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Although I may philander
This is not slander
I’m a simple scrimshander
My name is Alexander.

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Nothing to claim
Not intended to shame
This isn't a game
But what is your name?