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A Leprechauns dream

Tags: humor, doxies, sex
Spied a sweet young vixen,
Down at the local Shamrock’s,
Shakin’ her 36 D diddies,
And teasin’ all the cocks.

Wearin a tight green t-shirt
Shakin’ her flamin’ red hair,
Her perky hard nipples
Pointing the way to her lair.

O’er a pint we sit and flirt,
And discuss the jewel beneath her skirt.

As we kiss and head for her bed,
I wonder if tonight
She’ll give me good head.

Fingers searching inside her knickers,
My head spinnin’ as she drops to her knees
To blow on my stiff flute,
Her pretty lil kisser aimin’ to please.

I smile as I remember
When I had made the first pass,
Droppin’ my hand beneath her skirt,
Hoping finally I will be getting some hot ass.
Oops, I shouldn’t have eaten all that pork,
So I run for the men’s room.
Sauerkraut always leaves me with gas,
So I get relief with a big boom.
I hope that things came out just fine,
I am feeling kinda boloxed
Maybe I should not have drunk all that wine.

Wishing I would perform like a green Leprechaun
As I enter and see her clothes in a pile.
I start to rip off my clothes,
It’s obvious, I haven’t had sex in a while.
She smiles and can’t take
Her eyes off my magic wand.
We fuck, and we suck
Till our bodies go limp.
As I gather my clothes, I smile at my luck.

Till she tells me, “Hey sexy, just pay my pimp.”

scooter... 7-20-2011
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Posted 09 Nov 2012 07:57
I loved this poem!
Posted 15 May 2012 20:31
GR8 job Scooter ...Don't stop

Posted 03 Apr 2012 07:55
haha Damn good one man! I voted you a 5!
Posted 25 Feb 2012 10:16

Posted 14 Aug 2011 02:47
Funny and clever. I enjoyed reading that!
Posted 24 Jul 2011 08:35
"scooter... 7-20-2011" Good thing you dated this man!

Posted 24 Jul 2011 08:28
I my Scooter!!! I was smiling, laughing, and making a mental note about the pork/sauerkraut. The ending was so great!!! Hey, I have a tight green t-shirt, and was born a redhead ... does that account for anything? MWAH! xxx
Posted 24 Jul 2011 08:19
LOL Pete, you don't mind if I use that in my next poem,, do ya?

Thanks all you guys, you all make my days! (:
Posted 24 Jul 2011 08:13
There was a young buck named Scooter/ Who got his self a dandy computer/ And made us all laugh/ For an hour and a half/ As loud as a fire house hooter.

Well Done Scooter.
Posted 24 Jul 2011 03:09
Scooter, Scooter, Scooter. You rhyme so fine, when you've had some wine..

Posted 24 Jul 2011 02:04
What's the matter, your credit's not good? And congrats btw...I see you found the "spell-check" button and your officially a published author on Lush...we'll have to go celebrate with a couple of green beers or something down at Shamrocks...invite your friend...
Posted 23 Jul 2011 11:47
Scooter that was quite a dream you had, I gave you a 5. you can pay me later.
Posted 23 Jul 2011 10:17
Only you could get that. I had fun reading it Oh not that kind of fun ooops it was the pimp kind of fun that made me laugh out loud. You did well.

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