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DiscreetOfficeServices.Com Chapters 11--12

Sometimes, it's all about how you earn success!

Chapter 11... The Present... "Well, it wasn't my idea!" Danny's voice was a strained whisper. We were in his room with the door shut. "I signed on as a fake girlfriend. Not to sleep with you," my whisper was just as quiet and strained. "I wanted a little...

DiscreetOfficeServices.Com Chapters 17--18

Sometimes, it's all about how you earn success!

Chapter 17... The Present... Danny sat in thought, processing all I'd told him. “So, you’ve been lying to your parents for almost a year, and then to me…” “Danny,” I shut off the hair blower and looked at him. “I know you have trust issues but the only th...

Love Those Lush Guys!

Just a little fun at the guys' expense - and now you'll think about it, huh?

I handed Richard my laptop. “Hon’, look at this Lush profile. He just sent me a friend request.” He looked. “Yeah, so?” “So look – he lists his ‘assets’ as ‘large’” “Okay… and?” “Check out his personal pics album.” “Oh. I see. So, what’s the question?” “S...

DiscreetOfficeServices.Com Chapters 15--16

Sometimes, it's all about how you earn success!

Chapter Fifteen... The Present... “WHAT DO YOU TWO WANT?” After my yell there was complete silence outside our door. Amber and Brie were no doubt wondering whether to answer or flee. Perhaps I overreacted? My only excuse was that I'd reached my limit of ‘...

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A Cajun Wedding Night

A cock in distress.

Down in South Louisiana amidst the towering oak trees and the verdant cedars of the bayou and swamps, a people known as Acadians lived. They spoke their version of French and lived a life often referred to as the “Bon Temps”…the good life and it was. Some...

Reassessing My Life - Pt. 2

Sometimes, you just marry the wrong person.

Cassandra was ready on time, dressed in a blood-red choker, black minidress, biker jacket, and a pair of heavy boots with enough buckles, studs, and zippers to make a Cenobite proud. Her jet-black hair was hanging loose down her back, and red lipstick and...

Reassessing My Life - Pt. 1

Sometimes, you just marry the wrong person.

My ex-wife was a lying, cheating, gold-digging slut. Some might say that statement lacks nuance. That people are complex. They have desires, dreams, histories, motives, loves and hates. There are reasons that people do the things they do, and reducing the...

DiscreetOfficeServices.Com Chapters 9--10

Sometimes, it's all about how you earn success!

The Present... I'm late...I'm late...I'm late...I'm so late! That thread kept repeating in my head over and over again as I waited for the elevator. I'd just left the office of my last client of the day. An appointment usually lasts for an hour or less wh...

Teenage Exploitation Sex Comedy: Chapter Twelve

Allen decompresses with his new girlfriend, but a nosy reporter could bring it all crashing down

Makennah took a sharp breath and sized up Jane’s appearance before replying. Jane herself looked like she’d just gotten done with a shower after sex, especially as she too, appeared to be a guest of The Sleepy Inn. “Who am I doing?” Makennah finally said,...