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Daisies and Anal Buttercups

Getting back to simple, homely delights
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(with thanks to Lainey, who offhandedly inspired the title)

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Good God! Katy Perry in another latex dress:
at least she’s had the decency to dye her hair,
not just another disco wig. I’d be more impressed

if she learned to sing or write, though. Even "Just Dance,"
if you call that dancing, what pop tarts try to do.
You think I’d go clubbing like that? Oops, not a chance,

freaking pervert! You think I don’t know the score?
All your dressed-up, drugged-up, dancing willing wantons;
the boys all worse (gay guys worst of all)! What a bore,

what an awful, wretched life to lead. All I want
is sweet solitude. Telly and tea, fresh flowers
on the sill, Regency Romance in hand, steel cunt-

ring fondly flicked, petals slicking with need,
my bottom well-plugged, to gladden its greed.

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sisters
Posted 07 May 2012 11:26
Very straight forward kinky poem instead of your usual twisty (twisted!!) ones. A big 5 if only for the amazing title......

MissyLuvsYa
Posted 28 Oct 2011 12:58
I love it girl!!!!!

Buz
Posted 28 Oct 2011 04:29
You have great talent! You are inspiring!

DLizze
Posted 27 Oct 2011 13:35
Excellent! God, I wish I could write as well as this. Thank you for sharing.

ibee
Posted 27 Oct 2011 09:11
Flowers for the lady..a great one. thanks.

1curiouscat
Posted 27 Oct 2011 08:32
I don´t think I can add much more to what has already been said but Bravo! It gets better every time you read it.

sprite
Posted 27 Oct 2011 08:14
you do know i squeed when i saw you had a new poem here? so whimsical and lyrical and at times even innocent, if cunt-rings and butt plugs could be innocent AND it's in sonnet form! not at all easy to make flow as well as you do! God, i love you and your prose.

scooter
Posted 27 Oct 2011 06:18
Very clever indeed. I sometimes think writers have nothing better to do than sit there and think of this stuff. Bravo

Dancing_Doll
Posted 27 Oct 2011 06:11
Your poems always leave the biggest smile on my face. You are such a rare gem of a writer... playful, kinky, modern and pure. And there always seems to be music playing in my mind by the time I've read the last word. I absolutely loved this one!

harrylime
Posted 27 Oct 2011 03:49
The title alone is worth a 5. I had to read this at least 5 times to fully comprehend. I can be dense. Quite enjoyable.

naughtyannie
Posted 27 Oct 2011 01:12
A sonnet this time, Celia! I love the way you just stretch the convention of making the final rhyming couplet a twist on the previous lines, by letting the naughty word "cunt" appear right at the end of the previous section. So effective. The very use of that word is so perfectly judged. "Cunt-ring" - oooo, it's so filthy! Thank you!
 

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