A sense of joy and triumph filled Abigail when she turned off the main road and into the neighborhood. For the very first time in her twenty-three-years-long life, she was driving home—to her home. It was just a rental, a duplex at that, but her name, only her signature, was on the lease. Kim, her best friend since high school, college roommate, and all-around wonderful woman, had just gotten married. Abigail moved out, letting Kim keep the large, rented home they shared for herself and her new husband. She’d always wanted her own place, anyway; it made her feel accomplished.
The venerable trees, old oaks, stout, shag-bark hickories, and maples of every kind towered over the mid-century architectural styling of the housing edition. The rustic atmosphere, heavily wooded and almost country-like, clashed with the huge panes of glass and oddly slanted roofs. The contrasting of nature versus cubism gave that patch of suburbia a mismatched feel, like some dystopian, post-modernist Norman Rockwell parody. The homes didn’t match the scenery, which made it seem quirky. Abigail loved how out-of-place the houses seemed, because she was also quirky and never fit in.
“5309 Garden Parkway,” she announced to some squirrels playing in the trees. “My new home.”
Small, being a single story, symmetrical, and looking like a sixties throwback, her new dwelling’s layout had an open floor plan and was probably quite fashionable back when people still used words like “swanky.” One entered into the living room, a few squares of linoleum serving as an entryway with deep, purplish shag carpet adorning the floor. To the right was an eat-in kitchen that, at least, had updated appliances.
A single door off the dinette alcove led to the one-car garage on the outer side, and a pair of plain, wooden doors, the hollow-core type that offered all the privacy and security of a sheet of cardboard, allowed entry to the single bedroom and ugly bathroom. The bathroom was tiled from the also-tiled floor to the ceiling in little, mottled-colored, ceramic squares that were a color somewhere in between urine and vomit. That wasn’t so bad, but the olive fixtures clashed, making Abigail wonder if the previous generations were color-blind or just lacked any sense of taste.
A common wall, dividing the two halves of the duplex, ran across the center of the building, splitting the dual mirror-image units. 5307, the other, occupied half, shared the same layout in obverse, and the living rooms, bedrooms, and bathrooms were adjacent to one another, just a single, thin wall between them. Abigail was concerned about the noise, as it might interfere with her career, but she loved the quirky, avant-garde decor, being completely on her own; not only was crime very low in the area, but so was the rent.
Dressing for comfort, ease of movement, and physical labor, she was decked out in old, tattered cutoffs, the fringe tickling her upper thighs, a plain, black tank top, and comfortable shoes. Her long hair was tied back into a ponytail, a single, red scrunchy holding her blond tresses away from her face and eyes. At least the moving container rental people had kept their promises. Rather than pack everything up and move it herself, a large, metal storage box was dumped at her old place, and she just tossed all her possessions inside it. They picked it up and delivered it to her new home. She saw the shipping container as she rounded the corner; it sat there on her side of the driveway, blocking access to the garage.
Her new neighbors were outside, enjoying the perfect day by grilling some food. A man roughly Abigail’s age stood, tongs in one hand, a beer in the other, flipping the hot dogs as he manned a simple, charcoal barbecue grill. The man was cute, maybe even handsome. He was well-muscled with perfectly coiffed, short, brown hair, and he wore camouflage cargo shorts, a Taylor Swift concert shirt with the sleeves torn off—which made his shirt seem even more ironic—and a necklace of woven, hemp strands with small seashells woven through it.
The smiling, laughing woman standing possessively close to him had jet-black dyed hair, wore heavy mascara, and skin-tight, black yoga shorts with a matching sports bra that was barely covered with the wisp of a crop top, so short that most of her spandex boob-covering was showing.
“Hi!” Abigail sang out, cheerily, as she parked her Volkswagen dangerously close to the moving bin. “You must be my new neighbors.”
The nubile blond, wishing that she’d worn a bra because her tits were bouncing with every step, approached them, extending her hand in greeting. The raven-haired woman skipped over to meet her, also extending her hand.
“I’m Sirena,” she said. Her face, despite her heavy, edgy makeup, was friendly and glowing.
“Abby,” Abigail began, but she paused.
Abigail never quite fit in, and her name was similar; it just didn’t fit. She wasn’t exactly an Abby, nor a Gail, not even a Gayle or Abbie. She was used to being called Gail, Abby, B-Gail, and, even, sometimes, Abs; it depended on the person. Over the years, she’d fixated on the notion that what somebody called her when they first met, would determine how they perceived her. This was far from the truth, but she believed in it.
“Gail,” she completed, “Abigail.”
“You’re definitely an Abby, aren’t you? Gail just seems so plain for somebody as pretty as you.”
“Thank you. So, how’s the neighborhood? This is my first place!”
“Oh, it’s alright, I guess. Quiet, peaceful, ugly. I don’t live here, actually. I’m just the girlfriend. I do stay here on weekends, and drop by now and then, though.”
Just like that, the preening woman had revealed much more than most people would note. The implications were not lost on Abby. Sirena had just told her that her new neighbor lived alone, was in a relationship but not such a serious one that they’d moved in together, and that Abby should keep her paws off of him.
“Aaah! That’s too bad.” Abigail cooed. “You look like so much fun. I was hoping that we’d be cool neighbors and become friends.”
“She’s a lot nicer than the last one. What was that Karen’s name, Gene?” Sirena turned to face her boyfriend as she spoke, and Abigail saw how sexy the other woman’s posterior was. Spandex is a privilege, not a right, and Sirena was very privileged.
“Karen,” Gene laughed. “Her name was actually Karen.”
Sirena looked at Abby and made a silly face.
“I’m Gene, by the way, Eugene, your neighbor. Welcome to the hood. Want a brewski?”
Gene was a personal trainer, and Sirena worked in retail. They seemed nice, friendly, and welcoming, all of which was a bonus. Abby accepted the olive branch in the form of bottled lager, and they got to know one another, briefly, for a few minutes. She was nervous about blurting out her occupation, so she stretched the truth somewhat, stating that she was a counselor, helping people be happy, online and over the phone.
They accepted her misleading but not fictitious explanation without even raising an eyebrow. The actual truth was that her career was another reason why she chose to move out when Kim got married. “Not only will you be able to keep this place at the lower rental price, still being on the lease, but I shouldn’t be around the newlyweds, considering what I do for a living,” were her actual words.
Her source of income had no bearing on that moment, though, so she chugged her beer and tossed the empty bottle into a nearby recycling bin, then got to work. As much as she tried to mentally will it, her belongings wouldn’t unpack themselves.
“Thanks for the beers,” she said, accepting another. They clinked their bottles together, Abigail’s second, full one spilling a little on her hand, toasting to budding friendships.
She toiled through the day, stopping after one hour to peel off her panties. Thinking that plain, cotton panties would be appropriate, the tightness of her threadbare shorts was making them bind in the most sacred of places. She removed the musky-smelling garment, tossing it on top of the antiquated washing machine, crinkling her nose at the smell of the laundry room, which was more the size of a closet. The tiny space smelled like a yeti had died in there about three weeks ago.
While it seemed to take forever, as well as three trips to various stores to purchase sundries that she needed, including odor-killing air fresheners, she’d finally transported the myriad boxes, stuffed trash bags, and other wares inside. The sun had begun setting long before she’d even gotten all the boxes and parcels into the proper rooms. Too tired to cook, not that she’d purchased any food, she ordered a pizza and sat in a chair destined for the dinette, drinking wine out of a red plastic cup and dining on a few slices of double-pepperoni, stuffed crust as she watched the lovely hues of the twilight surrender to starry darkness.
Deciding to at least hang some sheets over the huge front windows, Abby covered the view of her home's interior from prying eyes, then stripped off her two remaining garments and took a long, hot shower. Not having to worry about using too much hot water felt like pure decadence, and she moaned in luxurious pleasure under the near-scalding cascade.
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Gene was simply ecstatic that his new neighbor wasn’t just cool and friendly, but also smoking hot. His girlfriend was sweet, nice, and sexy, but somebody new is always something different. He had no complaints, except, maybe, predictability. Sarah Rena, who truncated her first and middle names into the exotic-sounding Sirena, was a creature of habit, despite her edgy looks that hinted at a wild streak.
Every Saturday morning, she’d show up, dressed casually and sexually, and they’d hang out. He liked her, a lot, but wasn’t certain about love, just yet. They’d talk, kiss, and spend time together, then go out to dinner, almost always returning to his place for some sex, unless she had to work the next morning. Like their relationship, the sex had grown to be predictable. Usually, Gene spent the mornings browsing porn, so he’d have some fantasy in his head during sex. It was the lesser evil, given the choice between a little mental stimulation in the bedroom or breaking up with his girlfriend because he was bored with his predictable, unchanging sex life.