"Lie down, I'm gonna give you a deep tissue massage."

"Aw yeah, baby, I've been waiting all day for this."

"Your pen's a bit soft; let me tease your Lockheed with my hot, wet tongue."

"Already leaking precut."

"I love gobbling big Rick."

"Duckkk... if you keep sucking my lick like that, I'm gonna crumb in your slitty mouth."

"That doesn't even make sense."

"Don't blame me, blame autocorrect."

"Just keep ramming your throbbing pen is deep down my who're throat. Gun inside me. Fill me."

"Shot. Cunning. Can't stop."

"Mmm... and we didn't even get to the shoulder rub."