“Okay. Where we going then?”
“Not us, me and the girls.”
“Ermm, okay, any reason I’m not invited?”
“On a girls’ night out? I think the clue is in the title.”
I felt between my legs, looked at Tina and said, “Sorry, dear, my crystals aren’t working properly, you just said ‘we are going out, you and the girls’, no mention of a girls’ night out, I thought you meant our girls. Anyway, I thought that was last week?” It wasn’t unusual for Tina to go out with her girlfriends, but it was usually once a month, around the second or third week. It was also not unknown for them to go out more than once, but this was usually a special occasion and with plenty of notice.
“Sooo…who, when, where, how, why?”
“The usual crowd, Friday, not really your concern, probably by cab as I’m sure there will be plenty booze involved, it’s a special night being arranged by Diane for Abbie’s fortieth.”
“What if I had a surprise planned?”
“When was the last time you surprised me?”
“Actually, only a couple of months ago, remember, the film followed by dinner and dancing.”
“Sorry.” At least she had the decency to look sheepish.
“And not my concern? Really?” Tina nodded her head, but as the conversation had gone on she looked less and less sure of herself.
“Of course it’s my concern! You’re my wife, what if something happens? And why is it an issue, it’s never been a problem before.”
Tina’s shoulders slumped and she dropped onto the sofa behind her looking defeated. I sat next to her, taking her hand in one and putting my arm around her shoulders, drawing her closer to me.
“Hey, what’s the matter? What’s brought this on?”
Tina looked up at me with her beautiful eyes, such a pale blue they would appear grey at times. One of the things that had drawn me into her clutches were her eyes; they usually shone and when she smiled it extended all the way to them and it was like a lighthouse illuminating the void between you and giving you a safe path home into her arms. But now, the shine was gone and there was no smile and without any other clues, her whole face projected sadness. She studied a spot on the carpet for a while, then looked back at me and I saw something I had last seen twenty-something years ago.
We had been going out for a little while and had I managed to get hold of tickets to see The Cranberries. Tina had been so excited, then just a week before said she couldn’t make it. When I asked her why and she hesitated to give a decent reason, I tried to dig a bit more. I’d spent a lot of money especially for a student and done a lot of running around to get the tickets, I felt I was justified an explanation. She reacted much the same; there was that same sadness but it was followed by an angry fire.
“You don’t own me!”
“I’m not saying I do, it’s just the time and money involved it would be nice to at least have an idea of why.”
“Don’t you trust me?”
“It’s not about trust or ownership, I thought you might at least have respected the effort I put in to get them. You know what, don’t worry, I’m sure I can find someone to go. Let me know if you change your mind.”
I refused to contact her, then a week later I got a call. “You took Jane?!”
“Nope. Why couldn’t you go?”
“Why is she going on about going to the concert with the ticket she got from you?”
“Because she did. What is this all about, Tina?”
“You know damn well! I thought we were a couple, you’ve not called me all week then I find out you went out with Jane.”
“I thought we were a couple too, how about we exchange explanations?”
There was silence on the phone. I really don’t know what was going through her head and right up until recently could not understand what the big deal was. I’m still not a hundred percent sure, but she finally spoke up.
“I was with Paula and her sister and some of her friends. It was her sister’s hen party. I knew it was coming up and had promised I would go with Paula months ago as she didn’t know any of her sister’s friends very well. It was only after you had the tickets that Paula then gave me the date. I really didn’t know how to explain it to you, all I could imagine was you not wanting to have anything to do with me.”
I could hear her choking up at the other end as she finished. Her answer had explained nothing to me and I felt almost as angry as I had when she’d first cancelled, so I was a little sarcastic.
“How’s that working out for you?” Okay, maybe a bit more than a little.
She burst into tears and hung up. About thirty minutes later there was a gentle knocking at the door and when I opened it Tina was stood there. Her strawberry blonde hair was a mess, her eyes bloodshot with dark rings around them and when I asked her in, she threw her five-foot-two-inch body at me. I carried her into the living room and sat in my chair with her in my lap.
“Wanna talk about it?” I asked; she just nodded her head.
“What was the big deal about telling me?”
“I thought when I told you, you would want to stop me going or dump me.”
“Why would you think that?”
“It was a hen party, there was going to be, there was drinking and strippers, I…”
“You thought I would think you would get carried away? Do something with them? Why would I think that, like I said, I trust you. Is there any reason I should change my mind?”
“Noooo,” she wailed, burying her head in my shoulder.
“So, no big deal, just another girls’ night out? Did anything happen with any of the others that might fail a boyfriend test?” She found that spot on the carpet that she so loves. No matter where we have lived, what room we are in, she always has her spot with her. That spot is for when she is trying to work stuff out, be it what to say or what to do; sometimes she uses it just to delay answering to put me off pursuing and if it’s of no importance to me, she knows I’ll let it drop.
“It’s okay. That’s between them and their conscience. Guess you want to know about my night?” She nodded. “Jane asked about the concert and when I said you couldn’t go, she asked if I had anyone else to take.”
I felt Tina tensing up, so asked, “I’ve been remiss, would you like a drink?”
This earnt me a very sore nipple; she always had a vicious grip and when she got really pissed off, a look that could melt steel. “Okay, okay,” I said, putting my hands up to protect myself.
“Did you know Jane’s sister loves The Cranberries?” A shake of the head from Tina.
“It’s also her birthday next week. Did Jane tell you what a great time her sister had and how over the moon she was that Jane had got hold of the tickets?”
She had her head down and hands in her lap; she knew she’d jumped to just the conclusions I had laid out for her. I gave her a minute of thought before starting to tickle her and she threw her arms around my neck and burst into tears. While holding her tight I said, “I know, I was a shit and led you down a false trail, but it did hurt that you wouldn’t tell me, it hurt today too when you told me why. I don’t think I’m that shallow or jealous, I’d like to think I’m pretty easygoing within my boundaries and even open-minded about stretching them.”
“Oh, you are, you are, I’m so sorry, I was just scared, I knew I wouldn’t do anything and should have known to trust you and I don’t know why, but it just, I don’t know, I’m sorry, I’m just…” before dissolving into tears again. If I wrote what she said as she had said it, there would be no punctuation, no capitals and no spaces; it just came out as a single blur of words.
I gave her a couple more minutes, then lifted her chin and looked her in those beautiful blue-grey eyes and said, “It’s okay, we learn and we move on.” I then leant forward and kissed her gently on her nose and when I saw the smile returning to her eyes, before it got to her mouth, I leant forward again and kissed her lips pressing softly, lovingly before pulling her into a tight hug. After we had sat there for a while and I felt her after-sobs slowing down too, I lifted her up and carried her to my bedroom. I laid her on the bed and slipped in behind her spooning against her tiny frame and held her tight.
“I love you,” she said; this had been her first declaration when we weren’t in the throes or afterglow of sex, what I call the first time for real. Things said in the build-up or coming down from sex are questionable at best in my mind, and no promises made, count.
I let it hang for a couple of seconds and pulled her a little tighter before nuzzling into her ear and whispering, “I know. Shall we order some pizza?”
“You are such a bastard!”
“Just one of the many things you love about me.” I got up and trotted down the stairs, got the leaflet from the drawer and called the pizza company. Oh, the world before widespread internet, smartphones and apps. As I walked back into the bedroom, Tina was just standing up in front of the bed. I walked up to her and hugged her tight and kissed the top of her head. I then pushed her back onto the bed and straddled her, holding her wrists down, my face about six inches from hers.
I said, “Tina Mary Croft, I know you love me, you’ve loved me since before all this shit kicked off. That is why it hurt me that you didn’t trust my reaction. But worse than that, I have loved you since our first date and when we kissed I knew I was with someone special. Doesn’t mean I won’t put you over my knee if ever you pull a stunt like this again.”
“Promises, promises,” she said as she pulled me down and we kissed with more passion than we ever had before.
We were married a little over a year later and had two beautiful girls by our third anniversary. They are both now attending university; although it might appear they are adults and have left the nest, that’s just wishful thinking. If we don’t visit once a term and call once a week we soon hear from our babies again, and come the holidays they are both back to stay.
And this is where we are: the spring holiday. The girls have both come home and so I felt justified thinking that the ‘girls’ night out’ was Tina, Michelle and Claire, poor stupid husband with the faulty crystal balls.
Drawing her close so her head was rested on my chest, I put my chin on top of her head and said, “Let me guess, Diane has arranged a stripper or knowing Diane, two?”
Tina shook her head. “Not really, but close. She’s arranging tickets to a hen night at the Palace Theatre. It won’t be just us, but there will be strippers, quite a few from what I hear.”
“Okay, so we’re here again? Only this time the boyfriend rules are husband rules. Do you have any intention of breaking them? Do you think any of the others will and encourage you to? What really are your concerns?”
Tina looked up at me and then pulled her phone out and after fiddling about for a bit pulled up a video that she showed me. I must admit, I burst out laughing when I saw what it was. Her look changed from concern to confusion as she asked, “What’s so funny?”
“Bear with me,” I smirked, but when I got no reaction from her, I said “Bear?” Still nothing. I thought with a smile, mid-forties and still so naïve, it was lovely in many ways, but then the penny dropped about how potentially dangerous it could be. I fiddled about on my tablet for a bit and turned on the television. After clicking through a few links, I found what I was looking for and cast it onto the TV, telling Tina to not say anything, just watch carefully. After the video was over--it was only fifteen minutes long--I said, “Notice anything?”