The first time I saw her, I knew I’d fuck her someday. She was just my kind of girl. It was early evening at a local dive bar where my name might as well have been Norm, where everybody knows my name. She pranced by our table sporting a short blue romper skirt, laying bare the highly toned and smooth-skinned legs of an Olympic athlete. She never glanced over, but I was enraptured. I unabashedly gawked as she headed towards the exit, her firm little ass bouncing ever so slightly just under the hem of her miniskirt.
And just like that, she was gone, but this was a small-town locals’ bar, I knew I would see her again. It was just a matter of time. Oh, mid-length blonde hair, frame-fitting breasts of C, and what I would later find out to be blue eyes. But who in the hell cares, right? It was those perfect legs and that sweet little ass that drew all the attention I needed. She was now on my list, and in those days, any name on that list eventually had a checkmark next to it. This one was Christy – “Crazy” Christy. I would find out through some folks along the grapevine. And man, they weren’t kidding.
I was enjoying the single life at the time, recently getting out of a relationship with a sexy little waitress I met while working as the Chef at the same steakhouse. By ‘getting out,’ I mean that after three years of living together, she decided she wanted to fuck other guys, so I put all her shit on the front porch and let her know it was supposed to rain that weekend.
I should have seen it coming. She had moved to town with her boyfriend, and about two weeks after getting hired, we closed the restaurant and headed to a bar with another waiter from work. After a few drinks, he ended up driving both of us home, dropping me off first then heading across to their side of town to drop her off before heading home to his wife and kids. It was about 1 AM, and just as I was nodding off, my phone rang. “Hi Bo, um, my boyfriend is over in Eugene. Can I come over?” Pre-Uber, she called a cab.
We ended up fucking all weekend and she dumped that poor dude before he even got back to town. My bed was hers all of a sudden, and was for three years, until I got the same treatment. But I never did get to go over to Eugene, but I got rid of a lot of shit in the house. I had heard that guys should be a little leery about girls who fuck on the first date. I guess that’s true of girls who fuck before the first date too. Anyway, back to "Crazy" Christy.
We were about the same age and both into the party scene, so it didn’t take long before our circle of friends started to become one. I would see her at parties and hanging out at the bar. We ended up getting to know each other, but the chance to mar the bedpost with a notch in her name never presented itself.
She was a bit of a mystery, never had a steady job, bounced around living with different friends, and was very elusive about any relationships she may or may not have had with other guys. But boy did she have a temper. She was 86’d from a couple of bars as she and certain other girls in town did not get along. One of these other girls ended up with a glass ashtray to the skull one night because she dared to call her “Crazy" Christy to her face. She never drank in that bar again.
During her bouncing from place to place, she ended up moving in next door to me with some girls we both knew. You would think that this would have been the ideal time to finally knock her off my list. But I was already fucking one of the girls in that house on the down-low. Getting involved with two would have been suicide. I had my chances though. The other girls had jobs and went to work. Christy never seemed to. She was always there, like a hermit.
This was the year the economy went to shit, and that house they were renting got foreclosed on. The girls had to leave, and Christy had nowhere to go. I didn’t have any roommates at the time, so I offered her my spare room. In lieu of rent, Christy would be my full-time maid. I would come home to a spotless house, empty hamper and a hot little number to hang out with whose name was still on my list. It had to happen now.
But the problem was, I really liked this relationship and didn’t want to fuck it up. Past roommates paid me $350 per month for that room. But they didn’t clean the house or fold my laundry. I would come home and watch what they already had on TV. Christy would immediately hand me the remote when I walked through the door. I would bring girls home and Christy would end up high-fiving me for the quality of pussy she’d hear me pummeling the night before. All this and getting to see those legs and that ass sashaying about the house daily? You can have the $350, she was the best roomie ever.
She did have a ‘boyfriend’ too. She tried to sneak him over while I was out, but I would see him occasionally. He’d stop by on his lunch break, or any other time he could get away from his wife and kids. She was smitten for a married man, and I couldn’t convince her that he’d never be hers like she was waiting for. That guy was a dick, as she would eventually find out, but she did manage to keep some other friends who she would have over. One afternoon, it was a girl named Jen.
I had seen her around but didn’t know her that well. What I did know was that Jen was the girlfriend of a friend of a friend of mine. Met him a couple of times, always thought he was a tool. Oh, and I also knew that Jen was a stripper, and had the body to be very successful at it.
Christy and Jen were enjoying their girl time, talking about guys and what bitches their girlfriends were. I was watching a game on TV; all three of us drinking some sort of adult beverage. I would sneak back to my room to smell a little coke I had at the time. Assuming Jen wouldn’t be offended, I eventually offered some to the girls, which they eagerly indulged in. This lured me into their meandering conversation that seemed to jump from one topic to the next, mid-sentence at times.
Somehow, we landed on lap dances, and I proceeded to argue that they were a waste of money and that I had never had one that was worth a damn. “Well, that’s because you’ve never had one from a chick who knows what she’s doing. "You want a good lap dance? I’ll give you one right now,” Jen defiantly responded.
“Oh god,” Christy chirped as I mulled the idea of testing Jen’s seriousness.
Before I could say anything, Jen stood up, and as she motioned over to the couch said, “Go on, take a seat over there and I’ll show you what a good lap dance looks like.” As I willingly obeyed, Christy made a point of mentioning Jen’s boyfriend’s name and not getting naked to keep everything cool which Jen agreed with. Fucking Christy…
I sat down on the couch, and Jen managed to find some music on the TV and started to dance. She was a taller girl, 5’8” or so, slender build with large fake tits but well made, Ds at least. Ass shaped differently than Christy’s soccer-player-looking turd cutter. Hers was more heart-shaped but equally impressive. She had plump lips which she used artfully in an array of expressions, and she just had that sultry look about her. If you didn’t know she was a stripper, it would have been one of your first few guesses. And now she is giving me a private lap dance in the comfort of my own living room.