BEEP…BEEP…BEEP.
Plumes of thick smoke rise from the small piles of burning leaves that are dotted around the ancient church cemetery, stinging the eyes of the mourners and choking their lungs, as they file out into the murky gloom of the graveyard, their steps marked by the heavy toll of the church bell.
The leaden sun of early winter is slowly dimming in the dusk of the late afternoon. The procession of formally dressed black shadows cast eerie silhouettes in the half-light as the mixture of the bonfire smoke and the rising mist enshrouds them.
From somewhere in the distance the faint sound of a song carries on the light breeze, sending bright signals of recognition fizzing along the nerve passages in my brain.
The congregation are all known to me, their images hover like ghosts through my subconscious. Their faces are constantly changing and revolving, then bleeding into one. First Sally, then Margaret Kingsley, my sister Siobhan, Katarina, Eve, Zoe Cooke, and others. I know them all.
BEEP…BEEP…BEEP.
Then in the blink of an eye, I’m carried away, drifting down a dark back alley lit by old Victorian gas lamps, through a door and then down, down into the darkness of a cellar. In the centre of the room stands a gang of naked men. Their backs are turned to me, but the moaning, quelching, slapping sound on the other side of the human wall is unmistakable.
One of the men turns his head towards me. He has no features, his face is blank: no eyes, nose or mouth. He motions for me to come nearer, and as I join him, I can see Katarina laid out on the bare springs of a sharp, barbed mattress-less bed. She looks pained and beseeching, her feet and hands tied by ropes to all four corners of the bedposts.
“Joseph,” she says plainly, but the voice isn’t hers; it is kind and at odds with the expression of anguish on her face. One of the men drives forcefully into her, making her head rock back towards another who lays his cock over her face, the angry purple head resting on her lips. Her eyes are wide, bloodshot and burning into mine as an impossibly long, snake-like tongue darts out of her mouth to lick the weeping tip.
BEEP…BEEP…BEEP.
“Joseph, can you hear me? It’s mum.” The voice is calm and welcomingly familiar. The music grows clearer, a hum seeping through the walls, and I fight to remember the name of the song. It’s there, buried deep in a locked box somewhere in the back of my head.
A large black man, drenched in sweat and held in manacles, is dragged past me and towards the bed. The others in the room part, allowing him to stand alone between the woman’s outstretched legs.
“Joseph, wake up, love.”
The face of the woman on the bed morphs into that of Sally Hamilton, her arms reaching out for him, drawing him in. I watch from behind as his muscular hips thrust forward. Instantly, her mouth opens but no sound comes out.
“Joseph, if you can hear me, open your eyes.” The voice comes from the darkest depths. It’s male and is unknown to me. I feel isolated and cold, and this sense of dread washes over me like I am drowning, fighting to breathe but choking. All the figures in the room evaporate, leaving me alone in a cold, black darkness, suspended in time, floating. I’m floating aimlessly through space; it feels good, weightless and free.
“We’re all here Joseph. We love you.” It’s my mother again, her voice cracked and anguished. I try to speak, but no sound leaves my body.
“His fingers moved; did you see?”
“Joseph. If you can hear me, open your eyes.” Suddenly my world is invaded by noise and light. I stare up wild-eyed into the stranger’s face and I see that his expression is kind and shows signs of relief. He’s smiling.
“Hello, Joseph,” he says, “welcome back.”
**********
It was to be a long road ahead. A lot of rest, recuperation and physiotherapy. The doctors told me that my injuries were akin to a high-speed car accident. If you’ve ever heard the expression, ‘I feel like I’ve been run over by a truck,’ then this was it. Every muscle, every nerve and fibre hurt. Archie Cooke and his crew certainly did a job on me.
I had been in an induced coma for two weeks to allow the swelling of my brain to reduce. Thankfully, early assessments were good, and the general consensus was positive. They were as confident as they could be that I would make a full recovery with no long-term issues, which frankly was a miracle.
I had a fractured left wrist which probably happened when I flew over the handlebars of my bicycle, a broken right arm, three broken ribs, a punctured lung and a ruptured spleen. The blows between my legs, although excruciating at the time and were still feeling tender, would, I was reliably informed, cause no long-term damage. Apart from that, I felt fine.
The police called and wanted to know what I could remember and if I would recognise them again. I stuck to the traditional working-class mantra saying that it was too dark, and it all happened too quickly. The detective could see straight through my lie; I could sense that from his exasperated expression, and I was sure that he also knew that I was never going to tell them the truth. We don’t grass where I come from, it’s in the blood, an unwritten law ingrained in the DNA; we just don’t.
I was impatient to go home, but that would be a while off. The now familiar routine of questions and examinations from the doctors had become part of my life if only short-term. The only thing that broke the monotony was the visits from family, friends and, at the risk of sounding sexist, the nurses. Room 12, ward 3B, level 4 became a magnet as soon as I was admitted, with the nurses wanting to attend their new, infamous guest.
While I was in a coma, the newspapers ran daily stories about the schoolboy, the teacher, the politician and my now notorious penis. But after a while, the novelty wore off until I was just another patient. They’d seen it all before and in any case, I was in no position to do anything about it.
There was one nurse, Charo, from Seville in Spain. She was kind of serious and aloof, seemingly uninterested in any of the gossip or newspaper headlines. Then one day she said something that hit home.
“Sex is joy Joseph, not a weapon. It should bring happiness, not pain. Remember that.”
The hospital gave me time to reflect, time to pause and look back over the madness of the previous twelve months. Her words made me think about my behaviour and the way I treated people. Call it contrition and self-reformation if you will.
I was an innocent boy when this all began, a seventeen-year-old lad, happily playing football with his mates, until that afternoon when I exited the changing room showers to see Sally sitting on the wooden slatted bench. In that instant, the course of my life altered dramatically.
I can remember the attack; of course, I can. I don’t think the memory of that evening will ever leave me, the pain and the sickening sound of every punch, kick and stamp haunts me.
Every one of those blows represented any one of a number of unsuspecting husbands and boyfriends. I can see all the women, remember every encounter while their partners were at work, or the pub, or in Archie’s case the football. At no time had I chased them; the opportunity was always presented to me, too good to pass up, too good to last. One of my dad’s favourite sayings never felt truer; “Never shit on your own doorstep.”
If I was to be honest with myself, I had been living on borrowed time for a while and something had to give. I had become too cocksure and ridiculously arrogant, convinced that this whirlwind would continue unnoticed and unpunished. I guess the only surprise was that it hadn’t caught up with me earlier.
After a lot of deliberation, I came to the conclusion that it would be impossible for me to stay in this country any longer. It wasn’t as difficult a decision as I thought it would be. Given what had happened, I knew too much, and I didn’t want to live my life looking over my shoulder.
Max had given me a way out, a new start where I’m told the mansions and penthouse suites of America are full of bored, rich, neglected wives, all happy to pay handsomely for a discreet, unconnected escape. As the medication began to take hold, my eyelids became heavy, and I drifted off into a world where a myriad of people and places floated through my memory like lost phantoms.
***
I am standing in the front room of Mrs Lennox’s house. Number 167 Pennywell Street. She is a woman in her mid-forties who I have known for most of my life. She is a nice-looking woman, not jaw-dropping but she has something; it’s in her eyes, a slight glint of a possible hidden mischievous side. It isn't difficult to imagine that when she was ten or twenty years younger, she was quite a catch. She is married to Frank, a nice dependable man who has worked all his working life at Billingsgate market, transporting fish which has earned him the funny but unoriginal nickname of ‘Fishy Frank’ due to his constant and unmissable odour.
She calls me in as I walk home from school and asks if I would help her move a box that a delivery driver had left on her doorstep.
“Would you be a love and bring that in for me,” she says. Of course, the request in itself is completely innocent, but I’ve been here before, seen the movie, got the T-shirt. On this occasion though, she isn’t lying, there actually is a delivery, a box of birdseed for Frank’s pigeons, and it weighs a ton. I shift the large box in through the front door, leaving it against the radiator in the front room and then it begins.
“Let me give you something, love, for helping me,” she says. To be honest I don’t know how I stop myself from laughing, although I’m sure the knowing smirk must have shown. She hasn’t moved from the spot, and from where I stand, I can see she is nervous. Looking down, I can see her thumb twitching in her clenched fists. I can read her mind, having crossed the line she is now working out how to proceed, how to take the next step without embarrassing herself.
On the street outside, I can see people passing by the window, neighbours and school friends. It all feels quite surreal in the still, tense silence of the room. I don’t know if it’s out of sympathy or curiosity, but I comply with her fancy, testing the water, hoping I have read the signs correctly.
“What exactly do you want Diane,” I ask, taking hold of her hand, “is it this?” I guide her hand towards my groin, letting her fingers rest on the fly of my jeans, watching as a barely detectable blush colours her features, followed by a delightfully impish grin. She doesn’t move her hand away.
“I…”
“Do you want to suck my cock, Diane? Is that the real reason I’m here?” I think it’s the boldness of the question, rather than the actual words that I say that surprise her. Her eyes narrow as she processes the offer, but she doesn’t flinch.
“Not here,” she replies insistently, taking hold of my arm and directing me toward the door that leads to the hallway stairs, and ultimately the master bedroom. In that instant she lets her guard down and allows me in, immediately proving my instincts to indeed be correct.
She may not be aware of it, but with those two words, she opened herself up and revealed the true purpose of my presence, and also her desire. It’s at moments like this where I’ve discovered an unattractive side of my character unveils itself, one that wants to prolong the torment, and enjoy the discomfort.
On the pavement just on the other side of the window, two of her neighbours have stopped to chat. I can hear the hum of their voices vibrating through the thin windowpane.
“Why not here?” I push, reading her body language, enjoying her mild distress. She has doubts, that’s clear, but it’s her eyes that give her away, the dilated pupils making the deep blue of her irises gleam. “It’s up to you. What do you want?” Those blue eyes of hers remain steely, fixed on mine as gradually, in slow mechanical stages she bends at the knees and kneels on the carpet in front of me.
As I look down, I can see a flash of red bra under the gaping top of her loose blue blouse, cupping her generous breasts. I assume that the completion of her underwear matches. Perhaps it’s something special she wears for Frank on his birthday or their anniversary, the annual saucy concession to give the poor guy a thrill and display her real personality.
I don’t know when or how this scheme places itself in her head; maybe it has been something that has played on her mind for some time, hearing the growing murmurings of my reputation around the estate, watching this cocky boy pass by her window on the way to and from school every day, or perhaps it was born out of pure frustration. One thing is for certain, it most certainly isn’t a spur-of-the-moment decision.
At some point during the day she had summoned the courage to go to her bedroom, open her underwear drawer and consciously choose this to wear for me. Maybe she had laid back on her bed and masturbated, drawing up a plan while the thoughts of us fucking floated around in her imagination.
Frank’s box of birdseed arrived just in time to get the ball rolling. Somehow though, I don’t think being asked to kneel on the family’s threadbare royal garden patterned front room carpet was part of the plan.
I have come to realise that there are three obstacles that someone needs to cross over to get to this point. The first is the initial germ of the idea. Now, most people fantasise about something or someone, but for the majority, that notion remains just that, an unachievable but enjoyable flight of fancy.
The second is acting on it. Diane did that the minute that she invited me into her home, from the moment that I crossed over the threshold it was almost inevitable where this was going to end.
The third and final hurdle is where she is now, her fingers impatiently popping the stiff buttons on my jeans and pulling them down around my ankles. Even though she hasn’t yet admitted as much, we both know that she had passed the point of no return.
I haven't worn underwear since the day Sally lightly chastised me, drawing my attention and enlightening me to the women who purposefully search for the outline of a man’s penis pressing against the fabric of their trousers, and the thrill that they get when that search proves fruitful.
I’ve experienced this on more than one occasion, sitting on the underground and sensing the scrutiny of the woman opposite, her gaze fixed steadfastly on the indentation on my upper thigh, and then that surge of exhilaration when she raises her eyes to realise that she has been caught in the act.
Diane pauses, gazing with almost childlike wonder as my cock hangs down under my t-shirt. Reaching out a hand and brushing its length with her fingers. I stand facing the window in the middle of their front room, watching the two women outside continuing their conversation and occasionally glimpsing towards the house. I don’t know what they are saying, nothing of any interest to me I suspect, but the thrill of wondering whether they can see me through the thin net curtains that covered the windowpane is outrageous.