I'm a shy, insular sort of person, easily affected emotionally. I love a good blub at the movies - if the ending warrants it. Some music also does it for me ('Dido's Lament' at anyone's funeral). I'm a committed pacifist and environmentalist and worry constantly about global warming (and think that the nay-sayers are nuts). I grew tired of urban living over 20 years ago, seeking refuge in this quaint rural backwater called Herefordshire. Pursuits and pastimes: walking, cooking, photography, foreign travel. Joining Lush has been the best thing I've done in years. I've had some wild times, both in the Lush Rooms and via private chats. My hero is Bob Dylan (who I've seen live in concert 10 times) amd my favourite deceased hero is the English comedian Peter Cook. I quit full-time journalism some years ago, but still love writing, especially humour. J.B. Morton (creator of 'Beachcomber') was the funniest writer who ever lived, and the court transcripts of the trials of The Red-Beared Dwarfs are the best of his work. Favourite film stars? Kim Novak (natch!) and the incomparably-beautiful French actress Bulle Ogier. If I had the nerve to go to a fancy dress party dragged up, I would most certainly go as Bulle Ogier, wearing a copy of the costume she makes her entrance in as the cruel dominatrix in the BDSM classic 'La Maitresse'.
No favourite stories listed.
OMG. The bloody French. Their sanctimoneous concern about pussy cleaniness. ffs! Musty smelling quims are gorgeous!
Gravity, Gravity, Gravity, Gravity, Gravity, Gravity, Gravity, Gravity, Gravity, Gravity, Gravity, Gravity, Gravity, Gravity, Gravity, Gravity, Gravity, Gravity, Gravity, Gravity, Gravity.
Cary Grant to Grace Kelly (in the Hitchcock movie 'To Catch a Thief'), having taken her up in the hills behind Monte Carlo in his pale blue Sunbeam sports car, opens the picnic hamper and asks: "Leg or breast?"
Pert, tight little bum cheeks every time!
Madeleine Peroux - 'cause I'm going to see her at London's Royal Festival Hall on Sunday night. Can't wait!
In a deserted underground (subway) carriage in broad daylight, going through the suburbs of London. We always laughed afterwards about the number of little old ladies who must have looked out of their windows and spotted us at it!
Three or four days and, yes, i get 'balls ache'. which tells me my system 'needs to 'let off steam'.
I notice that photos sometimes accompany Lush stories. They frequently enhance the story. Do the moderators seek out these images ('Road Trip' was a good example) or is it up to the author to send it to Lush as an attachment?And if the author knows of the source of a copyright-free image (let's say a picture of a racing car, if the story was about motor racing frixample), can he/she send the moderators details of how to obtain the image to head up the story?
Oh yes, many times. I once had an open-topped sports car and used to do a long (150-mile) drive to the coast on my own. Roughly half-way, there was a beautiful (very under-used) scenic car park off the main road. So I'd pull in and if there were no other cars parked close by I'd have a lovely wank with the hood down. Glorious: alfresco masturbation.
Nick and Di were the last two diners in Luigi's trattoria, though the patron seemed unconcerned about them remaining so late. He wandered across to their corner table, placed two small glasses in front of them and poured a colourless liquid into each. "Compliments of the house signora e signore !" "You always know it's going-home time when Luigi offers you a free Grappa ," Di said with...
Added 28 Nov 2013 | Category Crossdressing
| Votes 9 | Avg Score 3.78
| Views 1,219
| 3 Comments
Nick sat admiring the early morning sunshine slanting across the meadows behind his thatched cottage. He had moved to rural Shropshire the year before, shaking off the dust and grime of London after the break-up of a long-term relationship. Financially, he was now just holding his head above water as a computer consultant and part-time lecturer. When bemused friends queried his strange...
Added 20 Nov 2013 | Category Bisexual
| Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.33
| Views 1,873
| 8 Comments
Dappled shafts of afternoon sunshine light up the woodland glade where two women lie sleeping naked on a towel. Doreen - dark-haired and gamine - wakes first. She rises and quietly packs the remains of their picnic into a large cold box. Then she returns to the sleeping figure of Barbara, stoops down and gently kisses one shoulder. "Taxi will be here in 20 minutes, Babs." They dress and...
Added 07 Nov 2013 | Category Lesbian
| Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.41
| Views 2,391
| 3 Comments
On a bright sunny morning in a seafront apartment in Benidorm, two women are busily preparing a picnic for a day on the beach. Less than five weeks before, Doreen had arrived in Spain to visit her old friend Barbara, seeking solace after a messy divorce. That solace soon blossomed into a passionate affair which has been a sexual revelation for the once-staid visitor. It has also...
Added 21 Oct 2013 | Category Lesbian
| Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.2
| Views 1,763
| 1 Comment
Doreen and Barbara, two English divorcees, are sharing a beach side apartment in the Spanish resort of Benidorm. Barbara is the owner and uses it as her base for discreet prostitution work, servicing the needs of frustrated middle-aged British ex-pats. Her close friend Doreen is visiting after the breakdown of her marriage, which had been virtually sexless for years. The two women couldn't...
Added 27 Sep 2013 | Category Lesbian
| Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.25
| Views 2,559
| 2 Comments
No images posted yet.
No videos posted yet.
No playlist added yet.
Attach a note to this member, which only you can see.
Please tell us why you think this profile page is inappropriate.
What would you like to do?