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pentup47
3 weeks ago
Bisexual Male, 76
0 miles · Worcester
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I came to Lush to hone my writing skills (the chat, though enjoyable, is incidental). Thanks to the advice of several wonderful Moderators, I've 'tightened' my style considerably and especially enjoy the rigid 999-word discipline of Flash Erotica. Am currently 'polishing' my entry for the Quickie competition.
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Re young / old... yes, when I was much, much younger I met a woman 20 years older than me (a divorcee who clearly missed sex terribly). She took me to her bed and showed me so many wonderful tricks that a woman likes. I shall always be grateful to her - though, sadly, she is now deceased.
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The most talented of the Python team. Go to You Tube and search for 'The North Minehead Bye-Election' (quirky English humour, I grant you) for one of the finest opening lines in TV comedy: "Sorry to keep you waiting, I was just putting some lard on the cat's boil!"
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Oh certainly. I once had a lover who could easily have got a job as Grace Kelly's body double. To look at her you'd think butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - but in bed she was a wanton harlot. Mid-way through the act she'd whisper: "You fucker...you DIRTY fucker!" It did the trick every time!
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With ‘Uncle Joe’ Stalin and Pol Pot, the enormity of their crimes against humanity will never ever be known. So too with the odious Robert Mugabe, who has been mercifully removed from the world today.
No prizes for guessing in which direction his cadaver is headed. Let’s just hope that he finds it uncomfortably hot down there!
No prizes for guessing in which direction his cadaver is headed. Let’s just hope that he finds it uncomfortably hot down there!
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I've tried it three times. All were disasters (well, two were; the other was a 'no show'). It is a terribly precarious business, akin to trying to tightrope walk across the Grand Canyon. Blindfolded.
But I guess if you do make it to the other side it could prove to be very rewarding!
But I guess if you do make it to the other side it could prove to be very rewarding!