I originally joined Lush to read the erotic stories and, surprisingly, made some really cool friends along the way.
The never ending list of NO's: No cams, No MSN, No Yahoo, No phone #'s, No hookups, No cyber, No shoe jizzers, and No I'm not sending you any $$ shots OR my used panties, but thanks for asking (sarcasm; please don't ask). So, if you're looking for any of the "No's," you might want to try elsewhere.
If you are OK with a funny, sarcastic, usually always ridiculous chat on Lush, then I would love to hear from you.
Wall posting guidelines: If you're putting it on my wall, please make sure that it's erotic and tasteful or funny and tasteless.
Interests Reading, running, imbibing, mating habits of wolverines, gardening, and searching for new and ingenious mixers for vodka.
Favorite Books I'm a huge bookworm: I know This Much True, Cold Sassy Tree, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Rebecca, and Poisonwood Bible are a few of my faves. Don't care for romance novels or Sci-Fi.
Favorite Authors Too many to list.
Favorite Movies I always enjoy a good black comedy. Some of my favorite movies include: Harold and Maude, Streetcar Named Desire, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Doctor Strangelove, and the Princess Bride.
Favorite Music Cat Stevens, BRMC, Pink, Metallica, Violent Femmes, QOTSA, The Cure, ISFWY, Godsmack, Doors, Bighead Todd, Black Keys, Alice in Chains, STP, Foo Fighers. Mumford and Sons NO HipHop or Country.
Plans for the Sextravaganza Party get well under way and someone gets a very special treat...
This is a story jointly written by myself and my partner in crime, Mazza. Mazza woke, her head was pounding. She opened her eyes and the room swam in and out of focus. What a mess! Champagne bottles, empty glasses and food wrappers were strewn everywhere....
