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Gooblaster
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
Canada

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I can definitely tell the difference. A woman who has had implants installed (for non professional reasons) is going to feel more confident in herself and her sexuality. People in general treat attractive people differently.
To a degree the general public expects attractive people to be more successful than average appearing people. Combining superior physical attributes and confidence gives a lady a leg up in life. This effect is quite noticeable.
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Fuck me I should have looked at the damn date this was posted. what a waste of time.
Me too!! Thanks
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Some problems are easily solved. A friend of mine was being harassed by an ex by text message. Delete. Don't read. Delete. That simple. I used to let my ex hastle me. She would use our child as a way to make me talk. As soon as I stopped letting her yank my chain the problem dissapated. The guy is a liar. Stop talking to him. Keep your pie hole shut. That simple. Shut the fuck up. Easy peasy. Good luck!
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Ummmmmmm. No offense but I can gaurantee you that most women in the 30 plus age group do not want to be refered to as older.
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I will take living in ignorant bliss! There are none more happy than those who have no idea what is going on around them. Of course total ignorance is required for this to work. As soon as you get a hint of reality the whole utopia thing becomes an unbearable shitstorm.
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i absolutely love it -- can't get enough preggo! women are so hot when they are with child!
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Go with your heart. Just don't think it'll make you hotter. It might but probably not.
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I've had this discusion with women before. The thing girls seem to forget is how beautiful you are. Your face looks so good when
you go down and your curvy body too. When a guy sucks me dry I'm always either watching a video of a girl giving a blow job
or I'm closing my eyes and fantasizing about a woman gobbling me. When a woman gives me head she has my complete and
undivided attention.
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Nope. When I was young I would've traded a years pay for an inch in length and girth but now that I'm all
growed up I'm comfortable with my package.
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There is a corelation between the length of time since my last orgasm and how readily I can achieve an unstimulated erection and also how readily
I can keep that one eyed monster at bay! Thank you for taking an interest in my hard cock! lol
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I have had the experience of enjoying a (pretty intense) orgasm without ejaculating or with only a small amount of ejaculate. This usually occurs shortly after
a normal orgasm for those who care. So I know orgasm can be reached without ejaculation. I faked it once with a girl who had bragged of her ability to fake the big O.
We were engaged in marathon sex and I wanted a break. Stopping for recovery time is always a good excuse for a break so I faked an orgasm. She was not the type to lay back
and politely bite her tongue so I know I fooled her. She did give me a brief look howevever so she obviously knew my load was tiny or in actuality non existent.
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*inadvertently slups up a huge lungfull of helium* Good morning bb, god i sound like an idiot
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I prefer a larger than "average" clitoris but a tiny clit is certainly not a deal breaker. I use the eraser on my pencil quite a lot so
I'm kinda wondering what that means????
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That is hilarious. I browsed, I may even read!!
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I wouldn't get involved with a woman who wasn't willing to fulfill important requests. If i was unfortunate enough to find myself in this position i would not go elsewhere. If my word is crap what the hell good am I?
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I love women in tights. Throw on a pair of those cheesey leg warmers from the 80s and Ill have you on your back before you can ssay pigtails! I don't need to look at it to jerk off but it is one hell of an idea!
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Unfortunately i had to think for several minutes on this one. Not to come up with an embarrassing moment but to determine which of my bonehead acts was the most embarrassing. Several years ago my buddy and i were tag teaming his wife. Being heavily under the influence and close to orgasm i completely forgot about his existence. I pulled out of her intending to blow my load all over her. I dont know if she moved or if my aim was just crappy but I ended up hitting him. I felt like a tool. Actually I felt like an entire shed of tools.
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Ive been fortunate enough to have numerous work encounters. The most memorable one was with a stunning 18 year old blonde. She was a very racy girl and the two of us got in to a very racy conversation the culmination of which was me jerking off all over her hot body in my office.
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I think its odd that so many people like to label sexual preference/orientation. If someone steals a bag of chips in a moment of drunken foolishness we dont label that person a thief for life yet if a college girl licks a lil plussy shes a bonafide dyke for life. I consider myself a straight guy yet Ive blown more loads to my own stroking than to all partners combined so maybe that makes me asexual or at least deserving of some humiliating jokes cuz lord knows im the only one whos ever given himeself a hand job! Also Ive run accross numerous straight guys who are more than happy to exchange blow jobs when they are between girlfriends. I can pretty much gaurantee that none of these people are going to advertise their bi behaviour with a label and most of em probably consider themselves to be straight.