I think most guys would have to be drunk to look at that lot!
Then they'd be out of the race anyway.
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Cna yuo raed tihs? fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Olny aobut 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs sned it on.
I've found people using words a lot - reading or writing stories - can very often read this more easily than most people.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs sned it on.
I've found people using words a lot - reading or writing stories - can very often read this more easily than most people.
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They grow on trees!
[IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/Kanga40/florida.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/Kanga40/florida.jpg[/IMG]
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Seems the colon is doing something weird?
If you copy & paste the text
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1768580/
it works fine.
go figure!
If you copy & paste the text
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1768580/
it works fine.
go figure!
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Seems you need to click on the pic below
[URL=http://s22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/Kanga40/?action=view¤t=Butterfly_Roof.flv][IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/Kanga40/th_Butterfly_Roof.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
[URL=http://s22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/Kanga40/?action=view¤t=Butterfly_Roof.flv][IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/Kanga40/th_Butterfly_Roof.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
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How many points for this move?
[IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/Kanga40/swimmer.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/Kanga40/swimmer.jpg[/IMG]
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Anyone need a story idea??
Any ideas how/what he does??????????????????
[IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/Kanga40/carsex.jpg[/IMG]
Any ideas how/what he does??????????????????
[IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/Kanga40/carsex.jpg[/IMG]
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Hark! A stranger do I see?
Running 'round and posting free.
Thought she'd gone and left his earth,
Or maybe just done moved to Perth.
Nice to see she's still a writin'
Looking 'round for some to frighten.
Wondered if she still be breathin'
Or had she been gone and leavin'.
Now I know she's still alive,
Down and boogie - let's all jive!
Running 'round and posting free.
Thought she'd gone and left his earth,
Or maybe just done moved to Perth.
Nice to see she's still a writin'
Looking 'round for some to frighten.
Wondered if she still be breathin'
Or had she been gone and leavin'.
Now I know she's still alive,
Down and boogie - let's all jive!
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I've laid-off this thread for a while, but I can't help myself any longer.
Where have you guys lived all your lives? LOL
Have you NEVER put your hands in the back of your jeans while standing around doing nothing in particular?
AND, the second picture is taken in a different part of the beach, and I'll bet anything you like, a looong time before or after the other one. Look at the tyre tracks - can you see them in the first pic?
AND #2...
Are your arse cheeks so bad you think putting your hand there is dirty?
Mine are actually quite nice (if I do say so myself!) and also clean. They've actually been kissed on many occasions, never causing death or illness.
Don't think I ever managed to spread anything I shouldn't all over my cheeks while wiping...
So, please, someone explain the problem to me.
Where have you guys lived all your lives? LOL
Have you NEVER put your hands in the back of your jeans while standing around doing nothing in particular?
AND, the second picture is taken in a different part of the beach, and I'll bet anything you like, a looong time before or after the other one. Look at the tyre tracks - can you see them in the first pic?
AND #2...
Are your arse cheeks so bad you think putting your hand there is dirty?
Mine are actually quite nice (if I do say so myself!) and also clean. They've actually been kissed on many occasions, never causing death or illness.
Don't think I ever managed to spread anything I shouldn't all over my cheeks while wiping...
So, please, someone explain the problem to me.
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Never, never, ever... pick your nose with a fork!
[IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/Kanga40/forked02.jpg[/IMG]
Geeze, it must have smarted going in.
It did come out okay...
[IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/Kanga40/forked01.jpg[/IMG]
He's got the forkin' holes to prove it.
[IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/Kanga40/forked02.jpg[/IMG]
Geeze, it must have smarted going in.
It did come out okay...
[IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/Kanga40/forked01.jpg[/IMG]
He's got the forkin' holes to prove it.
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Well, us old buggers had Meccano sets, which were much more solid than Lego is.
Though it was more a boy's toy, some of us tomboys had one. With 7 brothers it was impossible to not have lots of constructiony things around the place!
I still have the Lego stuff my 3 boys used for years - Lego & dinosaur models, and few 'Transformers'.
Lego was definitely not as fiddly as Meccano, but nowhere near as useful or educational.
Though it was more a boy's toy, some of us tomboys had one. With 7 brothers it was impossible to not have lots of constructiony things around the place!
I still have the Lego stuff my 3 boys used for years - Lego & dinosaur models, and few 'Transformers'.
Lego was definitely not as fiddly as Meccano, but nowhere near as useful or educational.
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The problem with Kanga40 is - it sorta shows when I joined my first BBS.
I recall my first modem was about 300baud - 0.3kbps. Then the 1.2k one was phenomenal! By the time we got to 14.4k it was sort of heavenly compared to the first one.
Today's youngsters forget that jpegs, arc and zip files were developed way back there in an attempt to allow faster transfer of what we then thought were large files.
Ahhhh - asci graphics, black/green monitors (MDA), then CGA - complete with a fantastic 16 colour palette, EGA - 64 colours and up to 256k of memory on the card was just so astonishing.
Oh bugger - I'm starting to sound like an old fart.
I recall my first modem was about 300baud - 0.3kbps. Then the 1.2k one was phenomenal! By the time we got to 14.4k it was sort of heavenly compared to the first one.
Today's youngsters forget that jpegs, arc and zip files were developed way back there in an attempt to allow faster transfer of what we then thought were large files.
Ahhhh - asci graphics, black/green monitors (MDA), then CGA - complete with a fantastic 16 colour palette, EGA - 64 colours and up to 256k of memory on the card was just so astonishing.
Oh bugger - I'm starting to sound like an old fart.
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This may not surprise others as much as it did me... LOL
I scored a perfect 100.
Higher is better, isn't it??
Surely I couldn't have survived to 60 without some tact somewhere... LOL
By the way - some of them were hypothetical questions - that's my excuse, anyways!
I scored a perfect 100.
Higher is better, isn't it??
Surely I couldn't have survived to 60 without some tact somewhere... LOL
By the way - some of them were hypothetical questions - that's my excuse, anyways!
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Honest answers?? LOL
It is soooo easy to tell the answers they want - first try...
Your score is: 100
What does your score mean?
Everyone's grandma would agree; you're a keeper. You're courteous, kind, and truly interested in your dates' feelings. When cruising the single's market, you put your best self forward and it probably pays off. You don't try to put on a big show and be someone you're not, and avoid the clichéd pick-up lines that never work. ("Your father must have been a thief - he stole diamonds and put them in your eyes" - come on!) You focus your energy on your date and give them a real shot at winning your heart, show genuine interest in the other person and hold back from bombarding them with stories of past loves gone horribly wrong. Your dates surely appreciate the level of respect you show - although, unfortunately, it doesn't guarantee a wildly successful love life. So if you've found the love of your life, congrats on a job well done. If not, hang in there. Someone will eventually see what a gem you are!
It is soooo easy to tell the answers they want - first try...
Your score is: 100
What does your score mean?
Everyone's grandma would agree; you're a keeper. You're courteous, kind, and truly interested in your dates' feelings. When cruising the single's market, you put your best self forward and it probably pays off. You don't try to put on a big show and be someone you're not, and avoid the clichéd pick-up lines that never work. ("Your father must have been a thief - he stole diamonds and put them in your eyes" - come on!) You focus your energy on your date and give them a real shot at winning your heart, show genuine interest in the other person and hold back from bombarding them with stories of past loves gone horribly wrong. Your dates surely appreciate the level of respect you show - although, unfortunately, it doesn't guarantee a wildly successful love life. So if you've found the love of your life, congrats on a job well done. If not, hang in there. Someone will eventually see what a gem you are!