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badboy909
Over 90 days ago
Male, 154

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I like them totally natural, and the hairier the better, or completely bald. What I don't like is that stripe look, it seems so unnatural, like a mannikin.
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I worked in retail in a big store that had a major shoplifting problem. Thousands of dollars of merchandise went out the door every week. It was a minimum wage job and one of the reasons why we couldn't get raises or bonuses was because so much money was lost to theft.

When we learned we were finally going to get security cameras we were thrilled. The store was so politically-correct and afraid of lawsuits they never prosecuted shoplifters. Now it would be on tape.

But when the cameras were installed, they were all watching the employees at the registers! The owner didn't want to catch customers, she wanted to catch employees!

So I would be working at a register and scratch my head, my middle finger pointing up at a camera.

Yeah, I was fired.