I suppose it even happened to cavemen. You come home from a hard day of hunting dinosaurs with a club and find your woman in the back of the cave getting boinked by another caveman. Of course, being a sensitive, considerate caveman with a tiny dick, what...

I couldn't believe I was sitting in church, wearing a suit and tie. Debbie sat beside me in a frilly pink and white dress, a silly pink hat on her head. It was 1971, and that's how people dressed on Sundays, way back then. I hadn't been to church in over...

I was twenty-six when Cheryl called and acted like we were old friends. We were from the same small town, a thousand miles away, and I didn't think we had ever spoken. She was the most beautiful and popular girl in high school, the homecoming and prom que...

I was desperately seeking a new roommate when I found Ami online. She was thirty-two, from Japan, and splitting up with her American husband of six months. She seemed very nice and had the rent in cash and moved in that day. Her English wasn't very good s...

During my senior year of college, in 1969-70, I shared a rundown old hippie house with three roommates. One of them, Phil, was a serious photographer. Our school was so small it had only two photography classes, and he was allowed to take them over and ov...

I turned twenty-one in the spring of my junior year of college, in 1969, and I could at last live off-campus. I had so many fails and drops I had to go to summer school to graduate on time and I couldn't wait to get out of the dorms. A guy from my hometow...

My sister Ellie was two years younger than me and the summer after she graduated from high school the secretary at our church in our small hometown went on a maternity leave and Ellie replaced her. It didn't take long for the preacher to get his pecker up...

When I was twenty and began my junior year of college my sister Ellie, eighteen, became a freshman at my small university. I was surprised she wanted to go there, it was the only four-year school my bad grades would get me into but she had a full-scholars...