Quote by WellMadeMale
Played with your food?

It occurred for me, long before I have any vivid memories. I am told it was Gerber's pureed carrots. I apparently created a graphic resemblance of the continent of Australia with my orange colored goop, on my hi-chair tray. My parents were amazed.

I do have photos of this event if anyone would care to pm me.

Quote by MMonroe
There is such a thing as being too nice.

I have a friend at uni who as a crush at me, everybody knows it. Thing is, he'll suck up to me to get me to like him, agree with what i say, says he has the exact same opinions as me even if he doesnt, just to stay in my good books. He irritates the hell out of me sometimes. Yes i want a kind gentleman who will open doors for me etc but also someone who has theyre own opinions and has the balls to contradict me!!

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I almost like soccer now!

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I think 'trying too hard' is a guy trying to be something he's not, in order to impress a woman or gain her approval.

Some typical examples are:

Name dropping (people, places or things you thinks are 'cool').
Bragging about your profession and how important you are.
Bragging about your wealth, house, or car.
Bragging about how great you are in bed (or how huge, well-curved and ultra satisfying your dick is).
Spending a lot of time insinuating or trying to prove how popular you are with the opposite sex.
Overloading a woman with meaningless compliments (a few well-timed sincere compliments are best).
Telling a woman what you think she wants to hear, but not really meaning any of it.

In terms of guys not getting the hint, as Sweetbitch mentioned, then any of the above combined with clingy behaviour will send a woman running, and start cueing the use of the "stalker" descriptive.

If I LIKE the guy, then I typically really enjoy the attention though! As long as he's being himself, all the little things he can do to put a smile on my face are more than welcomed. I love feeling wanted and special. But you have to get there first, and know you have her interest, before you start dishing this out.

It's just when a guy feels like he has to put on airs or pretend to be something he's not that I start to think... 'yeah, he's trying too hard'.

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Personally I really love it. In the heat of the moment, the dirtier the better in my opinion.

It's not "required" for first time sex, but definitely something I'd need to be part of a long term relationship.

I have my tickle trunk of toys and costumes and wigs, and if you're doing any kind of role play, dirty-talk is going to have to factor in to some degree.

It might just be my own experiences, but I've found many men to be reluctant with dirty talk. It seems to be either something one enjoys, or just avoids completely.

There have been situations, where I am doing all the talking, and while the guy I am with acts enthused and excited by everything I am saying, he is more action-oriented in response instead of verbal. It's not the end of the world, but it can be frustrating when you want to develop a bit of interplay. I do find it makes sex so much hotter, and much more playful. It develops more of a bond or interplay with my partner that I find very exciting!

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I love to lick my fingers clean, i think i taste good. I dont know why i started doing this, i guess i was curious lol

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Quote by SweetPenny
If it's a mild I've-had-a-long-day kind of stink, I would probably just deal with it.

If it's a pretty strong yucky smell, I would probably be polite and say, "why don't we have a shower together...."

And if it's an unbearable stench that led me to the conclusion that this guy has never seen running water, then I would make up an excuse and leave.

Yep this. I can cope if its just a long day kind of smell, not had a chance to shower.

Quote by Dancing_Doll
I don't really like the look of tattoos on a woman's body... particularly weird little designs or crystals on the pussy or ass. It's a bit fussy. I just like it smooth, waxed, and natural. I guess it might be an entertaining idea for a special occasion, but I just find the whole idea a bit too cutesy and contrived.

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Actually I have done three of the above answers. In the car, at my desk at work and in a park.

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Yes, please!

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We might as well get it out in the open and over with.
Gals, do you spit or swallow?

Definitely swallow! It's not that I mind the mess (sometimes it's fun to make a mess). It's that I am a very oral person...and I like it. It's like the prize...like actually getting to the center of the tootsie pop...

And now that I mentioned tootsie pops, I will save you all the trouble of asking the age-old question..."How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"

According to the official Tootsie Roll website, over 50,000 children have written in since the launching of the commercial in 1970, claiming they know how many licks it takes. Their responses have ranged from 100 to 5,800.

Three independent research studies have been carried out to determine the answer. Engineering students at Purdue University devised a "licking machine" that showed an average of 364 licks are needed to get to the center. Using 20 human volunteers, the figure was 252. A doctoral student at the University of Michigan created another licking machine and came up with an average of 411 licks.

A licking machine hmmmm?? wonder if it spits or swallows?

~~Tech

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I'm guessing that moments like these prove that curiosity really did kill the cat... I'm gonna need a second job so I can afford therapy now

Quote by HunterNoel
Not tyring to be offencive or anything to anyone but guys waxing is kinda gay. i dont like facail hair and back hair is kinda gross but hair most other places are fine and only athletes have any excuse to shave. guys stick to trimming waxing is just wierd