'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the place,
Not a creature was stirring but the girl on my face;
Her stockings were thigh-high of black negligeé
Her teddy was thin and her makeup risqué.

The neighbors were sleeping, awaiting Saint Nick
While my wife was awaiting my hard throbbing dick.
She trembled and whimpered, dripping wet with desire
While my boxers were straining, my loins hot as fire.

When from 'cross the alley there arose such a clatter,
Against better judgement, I went to see what's the matter;
To the window we dashed and drew back the curtain
What I witnessed at first of, I wasn't quite certain.

The neighborhood MILF was pressed 'gainst the glass
As some studly young man was pounding her ass;
She threw open the window, breasts free in the air
Exulting her pleasure with nary a care.

"Now fuck me, you bastard! Oh God, it's so good;
Keep drilling my ass with that thick piece of wood!
Fuck my ass, fuck my pussy, fuck my mouth, fuck it all;
I don't want to stop 'til I've emptied your balls!"

Like a pornstar she fucked him, her hips swaying 'round
While her high heels still somehow stayed put on the ground;
"Now there's something," I whispered, my mind going blank
My wife on the other hand, down to her knees sank;

With one hand on my cock and with one on her clit,
She deepthroated my phallus and took every bit.
Up my shaft she would lick me, then suckle the head
I panted and gasped, my face turning red;

Her fingertips danced, all slipp'ry and slick
"Get behind me," she moaned; "I need that fat dick."
She assumed the position and I slid myself in,
Once inside her pussy, the real show begins.

As I stretched her and filled her and throbbed deep inside,
I unlatched the window then opened it wide;
"Take it easy!" I hollered. "Ride her ass nice and slow,
I don't want to cum yet, we're enjoying the show!"

They laughed and kept going, all passion and lust
While into my wife, I started to thrust;
We moaned all together, sav'ring this night
And hoping like hell not to see police lights.

No one called the cops, I'm happy to say
As we sucked, licked and fucked and all made very gay;
My wife heard me exclaim as her sex gripped me tight,
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!"