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What, are you out of your mind????? Masturbation is my friend. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">
I have discovered when it comes to juggling partners it is best to be involved with lightweight petite women. because when your arms get tired you might drop one on her head. Oh God that made me laugh. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/love7.gif" alt="love7"> I had two peeps going at one time and it was a nightmare because they didn't know about each other. Both relationships crashed and burned. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/sad10.gif" alt="sad10">
Having just joined today, I fully approve of the idea of being nice to noobs. I'd also like to suggest that you not immediately invite a noob to chat. I've been here ten minutes and I've already received six or seven requests to chat. It's annoying. *steels herself for backlash from veteran members*
Some useful information, guys. When I put humor in a story I either do it through dialogue or else make the humor the focus of the story and the sexual element secondary. I liked your examples, gpjunk.
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