Hi i am a girl from the UK. i think i m fun loving and very open.
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hi count me in.somewhere around 50 miles from london lol
In the toilet on the virgin train.Well I have not seen him for ages and I was very tipsy, can't help it.
Any girls in the uk want to take my virginity ? Email me :P wanna try? lol joking.
hey my friend used to tell me jokes about the measurements. I forgot most of them, will post here when i could recall them. i still remember this one, it was originally a lot nicer poem but let me try my best to rewrite it. ''just 3 when flaccidplus 2 with viagra 9 when you lied on the internetonly f**king 5 when i actually found out and had a fight'' <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/cussing.gif" alt="cussing">
hey smiler i have asked the same question to my close friend after watching American Pie.And he said ''Yanks might do, but i don't'' lol.Hey no offence yankees. Oops again.<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gif" alt="d'oh!"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/happy8.gif" alt="happy8">
I have never been with another female yet.Correct me if i am wrong. For me, older guys are more eager to go down there compared to younger ones.Dunno why though.Is it true to you guys as well?
lol nah i did not draw that one.enjoy your orgy<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/happy8.gif" alt="happy8">
do you want to chime in on this one? That's just my gal wanting a vodka-induced orgy at a secret location in the woods. Translation: me and Rocco and my gf and other delicious women....and a bottle of vodka....playing cards in the woods...LOL mmmmmm.....sounds like rocco is the lucky guy there. lol.hey what if there are loads of horny male ogres out there in the woods. hee hee<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_smile.gif" alt="icon_smile"> hey hav a look at this example pic. http://images.elfwood.com/art/h/i/hilarym/horny.jpg this one really looks ''HORNY''.LOL
if it becomes dull.......i would go out Friday night wearing most revealing party outfits and then flirt a lil bit with other guys in the club or pub.That would make his nerves feel jealous realizing what his duties are. Then when we get back, there you go, he is all yours. Or maybe you are all his. lol. (does that matter which way it goes? <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/drunken_smilie.gif" alt="drunken"> )
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