About Bill


Work out a lot...... Masturbate..... not married....... Buisness trips...... woodsman...... frequent and accidental sex(gay sex too)...... did i mention I like to masturbate?.......

Do not understand homophobia or anti masturbation.



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Topic: Fear of Masturbation
Posted: 29 Feb 2008 22:00

and that's no joke

Topic: Fear of Masturbation
Posted: 28 Feb 2008 22:52

Why is it that nobody will talk about masturbation?

If somebody talks about masturbation it is usually in a really joking way, like "hey, you masturbate, let's all point and laugh" or an "eeeeeew, stop talking now" way.

And why won't anybody admit it? Everybody does it. but nobody admits it. people even say they don't. (all liars i would bet, you would having way too much sex to be completely satisfied without it)

fuck, I masturbate! what's wrong with that? one, two times a day! (if I can't get any on that day)

and there was actually a study that proved that frequent ejaculation by men<img src="/images/emoticons/jerkit.gif" alt="jerkit"> reduces risk of prostate cancer.

Nothing I have seen or heard or had happen to me or watched suggests ANYTHING bad about Masturbation, yet nobody will admit that they do it when asked. Nobody talks about it, and it is veiwed as weird and uncomfortable when they do.


Topic: Best Meal
Posted: 23 Feb 2008 11:25

wow Lush.

was that long list of food all in one go? or was that over the course of several days?<img src="/images/emoticons/notworthy.gif" alt="notworthy">

Topic: Great Body
Posted: 23 Feb 2008 11:20

Are you ladies saying you could probably never fall in love with a obese/fat guy? or are you just talking about physical attraction and sex?

Topic: Assertiveness Test
Posted: 10 Feb 2008 10:15

Your score is: 60

What does your score mean?

While you're not an overly assertive person, no one could call you a pushover. When the situation calls for some good old-fashioned assertiveness, you can dish it out with the best of them. You are able to stand up for yourself when the stakes are high, but in other cases your confidence wavers and you keep a lid on it. Perhaps you fear that others won't like the more "aggressive" you, you don't want to cause trouble, or you simply lack the confidence to speak up and voice your views to certain people. Whatever the cause, it certainly wouldn't hurt to hone up on your assertion skills. Brushing things under the rug can backfire in the long run - pent up emotion can lead to resentment or sudden aggressive outbursts. There's no need to fear rocking the boat from time to time, as long as you play fair. The more you assert yourself, the easier it'll become!

pent up emotion can lead to resentment or sudden agressive outbursts...... so that might explain a few things...


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Topic: What would you pay for?
Posted: 08 Feb 2008 10:34


The Men are saying two women, The Women are saying Two Women, what is it about that that's so attractive?

I agree though. Participation would be a required thing for me <img src="/images/emoticons/laughing9.gif" alt="laughing8">

either party is fine.

If I was female that is, because as it stands I'm not supposed to answer that question. but I did anyway<img src="/images/emoticons/evil7.gif" alt="evil5">

Posted: 07 Feb 2008 22:35

Partial Understanding If your lucky. Complete Understanding, Not a chance in Hell.

Topic: just a little bit interested..
Posted: 07 Feb 2008 22:26

I would be intereasted in seeing that happen...

<img src="/images/emoticons/lurk.gif" alt="lurk">

also... notice how I worded the Question
I hope I put it in a way that meant no generalizing of women <img src="/images/emoticons/read2.gif" alt="read2">

Topic: just a little bit interested..
Posted: 26 Jan 2008 20:29

People have said before that all Women are... at least a little bit gay inside. Not necessarily homosexual, but maybe a little bit interested.

How many of you beleive this to be true?
Is this true about yourself? Are any of you..... just a little bit interested?<img src="/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">

Topic: "Straight" guys
Posted: 17 Jan 2008 18:14

If I was drunk/stoned enough to be experimenting in such ways, what are the chances I would actually remember it?? <img src="/images/emoticons/drunken_smilie.gif" alt="drunken">

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Stories Published By Bill All Stories »

My Auntie Melanie

Me and my uncle Peter just laid there for a while. perfectly content in each other's arms. we reveled in the satisfaction behind what we had just done. I started to wonder when the 'next time' he mentioned would be when he got up. dragging his finger through the cum on his stomach, he put that finger into his mouth and started eating the cum off of his chest. I stopped him and said "Ill do...

Added 08 Jul 2011 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 151

My Uncle Peter

Recently I went on a vacation to Canada. It was nothing special.... I had simply gone to visit a few relatives. But it turned into a trip I will never forget. The last house I went to visit was Peter and Melanie's. They were a little dissapointed that they were the last on my visiting list, but a few 'My favorite aunt and uncle' comments took care of that. We talked for near days on end....

Added 20 Oct 2010 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 188

A freindly visit

I was in college for about 2 years now doing a computer science degree and I was a little sad that I didn't have a girlfreind yet. I studied, I did homework, I ate, I slept, but I never got to fuck somebody In all the time I was here. the College stereotype is so misleading I remember thinking but oh, man was I ever wrong! I had met a freind in my class and he was holding a party...

Added 30 Dec 2007 | Category Gay Male | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.46 | Views 39,785 | 20 Comments

A born Jack off

My name is Bill and I'm a fucking Jack off. Seriously. I masturbate at least 3 times every day on weekdays and even more on the weekends. I discovered it when I was 11 years old and ever since I have jacked off every chance I got. I knew how a man and a woman would have sex and I also knew that fondling my penis felt good. I knew that a man would thrust his penis into a woman's hole and I...

Added 24 Nov 2007 | Category Masturbation | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 13,839 | 8 Comments

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