single guy from peterborough , many talents (so im told) loves to have a good laugh and really loves to get down and dirty.
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im not that bothered about boob size, boobs are great what ever size they are.
yeah to wife or girlfriend , yeah to some strange woman . but no in front of a guy.
boobs for me i guess, must admit , i don't really take much notice of butts.
yeah when i was working at tesco caffe , was on lock up with the deputy manageress , we were just mucking about in the stupid little office , she sat on a twizzle chair and slid her hand down her skirt and began masturbating. i didnt beliveshe was doing it at first . that was until she hitched her skirt up and placed one of her legs on the office desk giving me a good view of her hand down her knickers and the slushing sound. i went hard as hell and got out my cock and wanked of infront of her as she masturbated. it was the polite thing to do after all.
just be yourself with a hint of charm , that works for me , maybe women get put of if you try to hard to impress them.
shaved or that little strip of stubble.. nothing worse than going down on an ushaven pussy and have pubes up your nose , or having them get stuck in the back of your throat after .
its illegal here in england. and so it should be , i have seen people involved in accidents all because they were texting or phoneing someone. cars should be made with a device that blocks any signals being sent or recived while the cars engine is running.
one thing about facebook , you find all the people that used to be in your class at school or old work places or whatever , and you always find out , that the person you had a secreat crush on , and never done anything about it because you allways thought there was no chance they would like you in that way. turns out , 15 or 20 years down the line , on facebook , you find out they did have a thing for you after all. grrrrr and to make it worse , they allways seem to be married and stuff like that..
a text message hahaha
not to skinny and lot too big (i mean obese) that will do me
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